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Legoklods
09-28-2010, 12:59 PM
This one is just for fun. I want all of you to come up with quotes that are really out of character.

Let me give you an example of what I'm talking about:
"No, nonsens my love. No way you need plastic surgery - you can't improve on nature and you're fine just the way you are!" Quote: Fabius Bile.

or:

"Oh f*ck the tactics - just CHAAAARGE!" Sicarius.


Now its your turn, show me what you got:rolleyes:

Aenir
09-28-2010, 01:07 PM
Hey Everyone... Im Rash Free!!! Nurgle

Gotthammer
09-28-2010, 01:11 PM
"VICTORY!"

Abbadon

Drew da Destroya
09-28-2010, 02:32 PM
I say, Yarrick my good man, would you care for a spot of tea?


Squats? Yeah, they'll be released in January. We're gonna push back the Grey Knights to fit them in. The fan base has waited long enough.

Oops... reset the clock.

entendre_entendre
09-28-2010, 09:56 PM
Here's some:

C'mon guys, stop it. I'm warning you. I'll tell mommy on you!


I'll think I'll just take a five minute break from fighting the Orks, you guys will do just fine without me.


I have no idea of what I'm doing, maybe I should read the manual.


Today is a good day to die.


**** it, just charge up the middle.

Connjurus
09-29-2010, 12:05 AM
"You know, that whole "cyclops" thing is really starting to hurt my feelings." - Magnus

"I really think it's time to settle down. I can't party forever." - Slaanesh

"You know, I really REALLY hate eagles." - The Emperor

"Yeah, but what about ME?" - Any Tau Citizen

"Oh, I feel SO much better. Those anger management classes really did the trick. Want to see my macaroni mosaics?" - Angron

eldargal
09-29-2010, 12:45 AM
In celebration of new Dark Eldar:

OMIGOD Rakarth what is your problem?! You can't do that to people! Even Monkeigh people!


Fur is Murder!


I've stitched up the wound, take three of this twice daily and in a few days you wll be right as rain, old bean.


I think we should try and get back together, Asdrubael, for the good of the children.


This is the best holiday EVER!

Legoklods
09-30-2010, 01:22 PM
"yes, I can see the point you are trying to make, and I understand it from your point of view. However, I must simply disagree..."

ANGRON:mad:

Drew da Destroya
09-30-2010, 03:04 PM
Hey, can one of you guys lend me your coat? I don't like the way those hellions are leering at me.


0011002001201001


I love you, Daddy!


give me that gun. I'll show you how it's done!
:cool:

Grailkeeper
09-30-2010, 03:37 PM
Rogal Dorn

"give me a hundred space marines, or failing that give me a tyranid battleforce and some goblin green- ITs my kids birthday"

LemanRussCommander
09-30-2010, 06:44 PM
We can't send the boys straight up the middle, it'd be a suicide charge- Lord Commissar

Let's do an auidble- Roberte Guilleman

Let's lower the taxes for middle Imperium - High Lords of Terra

I'm actually a cat person - Logan Grimnar

Archon
10-01-2010, 11:21 AM
Oh I feel sick - I can´t see blood!


by eldargal


Originally Posted by Lelith Hesperax
Fur is Murder!

Hmm I think this is very fitting, she wears no fur and besides she will kill people/aliens, she may be have a faible for kittens;)

Ole
10-01-2010, 02:48 PM
One guardsmen to another:
"You know, I really enjoy retirement."

Inquisitor:
"Yes, I guess exterminating a planet to kill one person might be considered overkill."

Imperial priest:
"I wonder if there's really an Emperor out there..."

Duke
10-01-2010, 08:16 PM
Lets do something that makes sense.

nuf said

Kieranator K82
10-02-2010, 03:32 AM
Load da meks into da Shokk Kannon!

Ha.

Zelron
10-02-2010, 05:29 AM
"Well, frankly - I dont fancy meat either" - One Lictor to another.

Porty1119
10-02-2010, 09:33 AM
Why don't you do everything for me?-Colonel Straken

SotonShades
10-02-2010, 10:26 AM
Nah It don't need no more gunz... - any Ork Mek

Mr.Pickelz
10-02-2010, 05:33 PM
Leman Russ- "Woah guys, hold on a sec. We need to think this one out a bit, we can't just be charging headlong into that mess now..."

Grey Knight GrandMaster- (while looking at snot-lings)- "hmm, I think I'll keep that one, and name him...mini me."

Duke
10-02-2010, 10:03 PM
Can't we all just get a long!?

In the Righteous tie-dye of the far future there is only... Flower power!

Duke

Divergent Reality
10-03-2010, 02:07 AM
Send in the negotiator!.

eldargal
10-03-2010, 02:20 AM
This is a fun thread.


I say, what an attractive young woman.

DrLove42
10-03-2010, 02:38 AM
Nah, we'll just wing it and hope for the best...

Funny thread is funny

TSINI
10-03-2010, 05:45 AM
Come on Lads, there's plenty of room in my shuttle for us to all escape!


Do you want me to turn this ship around and go home? 'caus i'll do it!


Shut the hell up Kell!!!

:)

Legoklods
10-03-2010, 12:51 PM
Games Workshop:

"Good news, everyone! We've just discovered a new way to produce minis much cheaper, for the benifit of the players!"

Porty1119
10-03-2010, 01:25 PM
Red makez wagonz slowa!!!!!!-Ork Mek

SotonShades
10-03-2010, 04:23 PM
Marneus Calgar
"I'm sick of defending Ultramar, and has anyone seen my pet Hormogaunt?"

Big Mek Buzzgob
"Itz betta to 'av a smallur wun"

Any Guardsman
"Those Space Marines don't look that tough. Even my Laspistol will take em down!"

lobster-overlord
10-03-2010, 05:17 PM
"What do you mean I'm red/green colorblind in my good eye?" -- Captain Tycho

Sister Rosette Soulknyt
10-04-2010, 02:16 AM
"you know, those Dark Eldar look like fun people" One Gaurd to another.

"why cant i just burn all these people, one of them has to be a Heretic" Adepta Sororitas Cannoness to Inquisitor Lord.

"come on, look at him, he screams Heretic in that colour, please just a little scorching...please" One Sister of Battle to another.

SierraFiveOne
10-04-2010, 10:44 PM
Creed: ABADDOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!

Drew da Destroya
10-05-2010, 11:11 AM
You know, you guys have been working pretty hard lately. Why don't you take the afternoon off, maybe have a nice picnic. We'll pick back up tomorrow.


Feth, those new Dark Eldar models look really badass, can't wait to preorder some!
Although they're probably thinking it anyway!

Erasmus of Baal
10-05-2010, 03:16 PM
Grey Knights Grand Master:
"Y'know, those Daemonettes are pretty hot, I wonder if I could get a date with one...."

(Off topic, but still) Leroy Jenkins:
"Alright everybody, let's stay calm, stick to the plan. Nobody go charging in, howling like a lunatic!"

Space Marine Captain:
"Oh, this just isn't worth it. C'mon, boys, pack it up--we're going home."

Space Marine Veteran, on Terminator Armor:
"That stuff just looks so stupid, can't I just go back to my carapace armor? It was so comfortable--and fashionable, too!"

JxKxR
10-05-2010, 05:50 PM
Ork Boy "Nah we don't need any more boyz we don't wanna go all overkill on em"

Kroot "I'm not eating that"

Commisar "RETREAT!!!"

Khorne Berzerker "Can't we all just get along"

Me to Games Workshop "50 bucks for a little plastic tank I'd be happy to pay that! Actually thats seems to cheap heres $100"

Legoklods
10-10-2010, 05:57 AM
You are doing it right people!
Keep it comming...:D

SotonShades
10-10-2010, 07:10 AM
Mechanicus Adept;
"Don't replace my arm with that bionic one. I kinda like the flesh"

Leman Russ Commander;
"You know what? I really can't be bothered to hit them with me sword..."

Tyranid Hive Tyrant;
"You know old chap, maybe we could resolve our differences over a negotiating table? I'd hate to have to eat and consume your entire planet"

Master Bryss
10-11-2010, 10:21 AM
"S'alright Grot. Just try to do it right next time, it's OK if you take a while..."- A Runtherd.

"I'm not Alpharius!"- Heresy era Alpha Legionnare.

"THE AGONY! AAAAUUGH!"- Someone shot by a lasgun.

"You stupid priest! You're only supposed to walk diagonally!"- IG Officer to a bishop.

The Imperator
10-11-2010, 07:51 PM
"I want a magic set for my birthday" Khorne

Pendragon38
10-11-2010, 09:11 PM
careful where you aim that, you'll shot your eye out with that pee-shooter :IG Captain to cadet

Drew da Destroya
10-11-2010, 10:41 PM
Screw the book, let's try something really off the wall!


There's too many of them! Fall back, brothers! Fall back!


Look, ya weedy git, it lookz just like Mork!
.

imperialsavant
10-12-2010, 07:41 PM
:p Horus at the Assault on Terra-- "For the Emperor"--"Ahhgh by the Gods, those old habits do die hard!":rolleyes:

Big mek
10-13-2010, 08:14 AM
"Figtin iz nevah the soluzion guys" Mograb, Goff nob

eldargal
10-13-2010, 09:18 AM
:(

Yes, you're five thousand points of barely painted Blood Angels makes me want you, pot belly and body odour merely add to your charms.

Legoklods
10-13-2010, 12:12 PM
"Miaw!"

Logan Grimnar...

Unlighted
10-14-2010, 08:47 AM
Ahriman
I'm tired of finding knowledge. It's time for a kegger!

Spectre
10-15-2010, 12:19 AM
;)

You know what, Spehss Muhreens have enough codices, let's make alternate codices for the other races.


I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING!!!!


Umm, if you'd be so kind as to follow our commander's orders, I'd be ever so grateful. Perhaps I could even bake you a cake. :D

DelphicFist
10-16-2010, 07:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Any Dark Angel
I say, what an attractive young woman.

Now that was cold! :D


Melissa: You know an Inquisition Codex with Sisters, Grey Knights and the Death Watch all in one book would be a superb idea. I fully support this until my dying breath!

I kid I kid. :p



Kharn to his girlfriend: I see it's that time of the month...Blood for the Blood God! :eek:

charliemachina
10-17-2010, 10:43 AM
The Emperor:

"I'm back. I'm back, how have things been while i've been off"

Koppenflak
10-17-2010, 09:06 PM
"Service Pack 2 did nothing to improve the ballistics skill of our beloved Machine Spirit. I hate Windows."
--Sergeant Chronus.

Azrell
10-17-2010, 11:17 PM
"so why are looking for Chaos guys in green?" Dark Angels scout

"wait we are looking for chaos Spacer Marines in black?, do they come in other colors?" Raven Wing Biker

"I helped design a tank. It just takes a little know how and a lot of Patience." Russ

"Why are my guys turning into wolfs?" Russ

"Well i put the design into full use when Gilleman and I were Leading the imperial guard regiments on Terra... ohhh wait they changed that. I really don't know why they named it after me." Russ

"Ahhhhhh.... 10 thousand years of hide and seek?" Dark angel when asked what hes been up to lately

"our original fluff wasn't cool enough." Dark Angels/Russ/Gilleman....



"Well ****, that's the last one." Supreme Grand Master Azreal of the Dark Angels

Vaddok Sek
10-18-2010, 01:04 AM
"Can someone get me a Space Marine codex? I should probably read up on them and thier fluff before writing my next novel." - C.S. Goto

"Commander I suggest a tactical retreat, we'll live to fight another day." - Imperial Commissar

"To me soldiers of the Imperial Guard, Death or Glory! CHAAARRRGE!!!" - Ciaphas Cain

"I think I need a shower sir." - Jurgen

LemanRussCommander
10-18-2010, 02:53 PM
Dark Eldar - SURPRISE!!! ..... Happy Birthday

Jeeze that was easy. Just wait till we tell Segmentum command that Hivefleet Vegan was destroyed without a single casualty, but lost the whole food supply from the agri-world - Regimental Commander

Now where did i put that Vortex missile...

Ok guys you got me, man i always fall for the old glue in the Commissar's hat gag... Lord Commissar

You increase the supply of spare technical parts and open the lanes of trade across the sector to the other corporations than income percentages will continue to rise. - Lesson one of Orkanomics

Duncndisorderly
10-20-2010, 05:00 AM
"Remember guys, Powerfist is not just a noun, its also a verb" = Deathwatch Terminator

"da da da da da da, da da da da da da da, Peppa Pig" Kharn the Betrayer

"whats with all the emo?" Azrael to the Deathwatch

"this is a lot heavier than it looks, a little help here" Commisar Yarrick

Dellamorte
12-08-2010, 01:37 PM
“War, huh yeah. What’s it good for? Absolutely nothing, oh hoh, oh…”
- Brother-Captain Davian Thule

“Loving you is easy because you're beautiful.... Making love with you is all I want to do.... Loving you is more than just a dream come true.... And everything that I do is out of loving you....”
- Eliphas the Inheritor

"It’s not easy being green…"
- Warboss Gorgutz ’Ead ‘Unter

“Memory. All alone in the moonlight. I can smile at the old days, I was beautiful then
I remember the time I knew what happiness was. Let the memory live again…”
- Farseer Taldeer

“Straight outta Kronos a crazy guvna named Lukas, from the regiment of Liberata’
When I'm called off I got a sawed off, squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off…”
- Governor-Militant Lukas Alexander

“Regrets, I´ve had a few, but then again, too few to mention
I did, what I had to do and saw it through without exemption
I planned each chartered course each careful step along the highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way…”
- Shas’O Kais

“Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you again, because a vision softly creeping, Left its seeds while I was sleeping. And the vision that was planted in my brain, still remains, within the sound of silence…”
- Necron Lord of Kronus

ColonelElibas
12-08-2010, 02:09 PM
"Finally I foresaw those Blue Scribes stocking my bathroom with four ply--" Pause. "What the? two ply? Creeeeeed!"
- Tzeetch on those foreseen days where two ply just wont do it.

"I rather liked our Pre-Heresy colours, it matched my eyes."
- World Eaters Veteran Sergeant.

A Guardsman, Space Marine, and Grey Knight crest a hill in the middle of the plains. On the other side, Hordes of hormagaunts basked in the hills shade. They look upwards and hiss at the intruding Humans, beginning to rise and flex their talons.

The Grey Knight primes his Force Weapon. "Burn the Alien"
The Space Marine racks his Bolter. "For the Emperor."
The Guardsman looks at them quizzically, looking at the Hormagaunts, then at the Marines. "Ah screw it." He says and draws his laspitol. He looks over to the Marines and, smiling, says; "See you in hell!" Then puts the muzzle to his temple and kills himself.

w7west
12-09-2010, 02:34 PM
"valkaries have a reasonable point cost" any non ig player

"29 str 5 shots seems fair to me" any non ig player

"Good point 4 guys shooting out the top of my vehicle should mean it is open topped" gaurd player

"My army takes skill" guard player

"Thank you for the game that was exciting and tactical" non guard player to guard player

"75 pt hydras are overpriced" player reading guard codex moments before their head explodes.

Fellend
12-13-2010, 09:57 AM
"Crusade done, who wants a beer?" - Helbrecht

*Knock Knock* "Have you heard of the Emperor I'd like to give you these pamphlets on his teachings" Black Templar Marine

"I feel so pretty! So pretty and witty and GAY!" - Helbrecht

"You know, maybe if we used the land speeder engine on a land raider..." -Adeptus Mechanicus

"You take the million on the right, personally I feel like slaying that Hive Tyrant" - Emperor's Champion

Legoklods
12-13-2010, 01:53 PM
WAAAGH!!! - shouted by a Guardsman into the face of an ork...

Renegade
12-13-2010, 05:26 PM
"All we are saying, is give peace a chance!" As avowed by Sigismund during the 2nd founding

plawolf
12-13-2010, 09:14 PM
the golden throne is like a bit on the fritz like, it keeps shorting out and spraying these sparks like everywhere, and its like making the big guy jerk around a lot. I think someone might have spilt beer on it like. Maybe you guys should like send a repair guy or something? Like.


your call is very important to us, but we are experiencing high traffic at present. Please stay on the line and one of our tech priests will get to you as soon as we can.

-----------


so i remember you said you were working on that novel. Thats going well yes? You have got a main protagonist right? And the plot is all sorted yes? Done a few chapters already i bet? Is it going to take us on a journey, and we will all be enriched by the experience yes?

-------------


daddy! Dad! Papa! Dad! Daddy! Daddy! Papa! Paps! Dad! Daddy! Dad! Dad! Dad! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Dad! Papa! Papa! Dad! Daddy! Dad! Daddy!


whhat?!!


hi!

SotonShades
12-13-2010, 09:34 PM
"Wot's faster than a warbuggy, more killy than a warbike and flies through da air like a bird? I got no bleedin' idea but I'll be frakked if I'm gonna find out! Sounds dangerous."

Kog da Flymek

Fellend
12-14-2010, 12:56 AM
"I think this thing has enough firepower, maybe we should consider the collateral damage" - Baneblade Tech Adept

"I'm sorry, was this your battle? We shall not interfere then, good day to you Sir" - Eldar Autharc

"I did NOT see that coming" - Eldar Farseer

eldargal
12-14-2010, 01:50 AM
"Oh, Nurglywurgly, OF COURSE I'll marry you!


Oh, Isha darling, you've made me the happiest Father of Pestilence in the galaxy!

Opposites attract, apparently.

danny2460
12-14-2010, 07:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eldargal
Yes, you're five thousand points of barely painted Blood Angels makes me want you, pot belly and body odour merely add to your charms.


I have 7000 points of mostly painted Blood Angels interested now lol :rolleyes:

Duncndisorderly
12-14-2010, 07:23 AM
"Abracadabra" Chief Librarian Tigurius

dannyat2460
12-14-2010, 07:53 AM
"I forgive you Skarbrand , now be a dear and go give all these skulls back to those poor people" khorne

SotonShades
12-14-2010, 08:08 AM
"I hate painting models. Maybe I could just get them off eBay."
- 'Eavy Metal team

"You know what? You've probably got enough stuff for your army."
- GW Store Manager

"Let's make this new Codex so powerful, all the older codicies will be obsolete."
- GW Head Office

Duncndisorderly
12-14-2010, 09:37 AM
"eurgghhh that disgusting, and the smell, gahhhh has anyone got any iodine and a bandage" Nurgle

fuzzbuket
12-21-2010, 01:21 PM
DA termi 'dang these SS are terrible 4++ '
wolf termie 'ha ha poofty 3++'

should have gone to specsavers.



"hey lets redo the hugely popular bitz service"+"hey guys i know new models are out soon but why dont we keep the old ones availible to order"
-GW marketing


"woah dude we totaly copied starcraftII" (even tho 40k is older)
-marine

"umm why do we keep using combat weapons? why not just go to a faraway ridge and shoot?"
-guardsman


"sir even tho im a sarge now can i keep my helme and machine gun?"
-space marine sargent

' lets have a weekly WD specialist games segment and downgrade LOTR??'
-jervis

SotonShades
12-25-2010, 05:10 AM
Merry Christmas! Here is the actual box of models you asked for, rather than the something similar-ish from a different army completely.

- any relative who doesn't understand 40k

gwensdad
12-25-2010, 09:29 AM
"Merry Christmas my loyal Inquisition, and please give thanks and remember the reason for the season!" - The Emperor

Laodamia
01-05-2011, 08:15 AM
The emperor to Horus on Ullanor:

I don't give a damn about the new colour of your legion! Just get down there and kill as many green-skin sons of b****** as you can!

shrike
01-05-2011, 01:15 PM
Mephiton surfacing from the rubble of a building, adressing a mob of orks-
"Fear me, for I am mephiston, chief librarian of the blood angels, lord of cheese! Look on my stats and despair!"

Ward writing C:SM-
And they shall know no fear- "SM cannot be sweeped because they are the posterboys"

gwensdad
01-10-2011, 09:46 PM
"Hey, turn that down! I'm trying to meditate here!" - Noise Marine champion

"What's the best way to remove blood stains?" - World Eater champion

"Anyone got any asperin?" - Death Guard marine

"I found this sonic weapon. I wonder if I can cast spells using the language of music and call it like Sorcerer Jazz or Wizard Rock* or something" - Aspiring sorcerer of the Thousand Sons


*(I'd like to wizard rock unit, but there's no way to get that to work by current rules)

Kewlmon
02-15-2011, 04:27 PM
"You know, maybe I'll put some effort into my novels and stick to the lore." C.S. Goto

"WERE BACK!" The Squats

"Hello and welcome to the Black Library! would you care to check out a ancient tome of chaos?" Harlequin to Ahriman

Necron2.0
02-16-2011, 10:08 PM
"Hail Commissar Callipygous of Callipygia. How's that comfy chair workin' out for ya? Please, don't get up. I mean, it's not like there's a battle going on or anything." - IG Sergeant to Commissar

"You know, we could learn a thing or two from those Eldar." - Magos Technicus

Necron Lord breaks into a Moon Walk and sings into his Staff of Light like it's a microphone - "I'm a SOUL MAN!! <trumpets> I'M A SOUL MAAAN!!!!!"

Necron2.0
02-16-2011, 10:13 PM
0011002001201001

As they say, there are only 10 types of people in this universe - those that understand binary and those that do not. ;) But, then again, maybe that was the point.

Necron2.0
02-16-2011, 11:05 PM
OH GAWD YES!! TIE ME UP!!!!
Cheeky Mon-keigh.


OH GAWD YES!! TIE ME UP!!!!
Who knows? She was a Repentia ... she might dig it ... yeah right!


OH GAWD YES!! TIE US UP!!!!
Sorry boys. I'm sure some of you have thought about it, but it ain't ever, ever, EVER happening.

Vaddok Sek
06-15-2011, 10:05 PM
"Alright sons gather around. I have something important to tell all of you, especially you Magnus and Lorgar. It has a bit to do with your two missing brothers whose stories I will recount here. And further more it is why the use of psychic powers should be used only with very careful consideration before hand. After this I want you to tell this to every member of your legions. In fact, Malcador. Call a press conference. Every Imperial citizen should know about this. Ahem. Anyway, there is this force out in the universe and the realm beyond that we can only describe as Chaos...." -Emperor of Mankind

ankhcitizen
06-15-2011, 10:23 PM
Maybe its time to Forgive and Forget

- Grand Master Azrael of the Dark Angels Chapter

SotonShades
06-16-2011, 06:20 AM
Ouch! Damned paper cut! - Hemonculous

Sometimes I like to just take my jetbike out for a relaxing, slow cruise - Rever Jetbike Rider

Who the hell is Spiderman? - Hellion

gwensdad
06-16-2011, 09:39 AM
There's a tumblr called "History Said What (http://historysaidwhat.tumblr.com/)" that this is reminding me of.
Would anyone mind if I even considered the idea to make a 40K version and used some of the quotes from here?

MarneusCalgar
06-16-2011, 10:09 AM
"There will be no foe or xeno putting the feet on Macragge´s surface"

Marneus Augustus Calgar, Ultramarines´s Lord

TheRise
06-16-2011, 10:27 AM
"Seriosuly six packs on GOLD armour! That just looks stupid!" Sanguinary Guard to The Exemplar Of The Host.

"Jeez dude! Ever heard of soap!" Nurgle Daemon prince to Marneus Calgar.

"I have to say, pink realy is your colour." Ork Boy to Ghazghkull.

"What did you say about my Grandad?!" Abbadon.

"Sorry but I just can't be arsed." Death Company.

"I REALY hate this frickin' beard!" Logan Grimnaar.

"I wouldn't mind giving that Lelith a go!" Urien Rakarth.

"Look at his extra limbs and horrible flesh... maybe I should be HIS Nurse!" Lelith Hesperax.

SotonShades
06-16-2011, 03:47 PM
There's a tumblr called "History Said What (http://historysaidwhat.tumblr.com/)" that this is reminding me of.
Would anyone mind if I even considered the idea to make a 40K version and used some of the quotes from here?

by all means use any of mine. don't know what other people think of using theirs...

"Look Boys, what ever happens; know that I love you and will always be here to support you and look after you" - Impeerial Commissar

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me... as does your mother" - Slaanesh

Thornblood
06-16-2011, 05:29 PM
How about...


Im running my Space Wolves as Chaos Marines, no I dont think the codex represents thier mutations, its just more competitive.


The Tau come from the eastern fringe Next to where the tip-ex nebula exists where the squat homeworlds used to be


Our next expansion after apocalypse and storm of magic will give you a highly competitive and functional skirmish experience in which you can use your existing collections of miniatures from a variety of manufacturers. Why? Because we care about supporting gamers and we know you dont have to spend money to have fun


The new Space Marine codex is an entirely black chapter of marines. No really we havn't changed the fluff to be racist this time, they are actual African-Imperium citizens


Im tired of writing vague contradicting half finished rules sets. Could we make something really balanced this time?


Im sure if we just wrote books that were consistent with existing background and released them alongside models of characters within the books we would be much more successful


Do you think we could maybe make the gaps in the ranges that GW isn't making? I think we could do a really good Warshrine of Chaos and Duke Slicus

Thornblood
06-16-2011, 05:52 PM
In character....


What are these funny lines and circles for on the top of my thighs? Is this a plug in point for electric underwear?


If Bolters fire self propelled caseless rounds, why are there little oblong holes in bolters for the shells to be ejected from?


Go into battle without a helmet? I didn't make it to sergeant with that kind of stupidity.


Look, Im not cockney, and i have spent alot of money on correcting my speech, so your going to have to come up with a better name for my gun than a 'shooter'


Skulls? but they are so generic. The Guard, Marines, our architecture, Chaos, Orks, Dark Eldar, The Inquisition all use skulls for their logo. No, I think we need a smiley face with sunglasses as our logo. I would accept the one poking his tongue out also.


You know how we are marketed to children? Well Ive got rid of the concubines, the haemonculous' and everything they have a hand in. And the wyches now wear knee length skirts or trouser suits. And latex and leather is banned. We wear blue or white shirts with a tie and now have dress down fridays; this is a business not a cyber goth club and we will act like it.


Why havnt I got a Horus Heresy book yet? Well theres not much to tell, I felt neglected by my Dad, but there comes a time in a mans life when he has to leave home and stop sponging of the parents you know? It was just a simple decision not to go with the family business. Also, we got better dental with chaos- have you seen Russ and Sanguinious? Thats not because they refused braces, its because we didnt have dental. And seriously Ferrus Manus' breath... sheesh. That guy has halitosis. Corax actually has a beak. Like a beak. They kept that one quiet though because even the best dental treatment can fix that.

gwensdad
06-16-2011, 08:25 PM
Give me envy. Give me malice. Give me your attention. Give me envy. Give me malice. Baby, give me a break!
--Slaanesh

ankhcitizen
06-17-2011, 12:54 AM
Your names Logan really? well thenLogan where's your adamantium claws?

- Blood claw to the Great wolf

gwensdad
06-19-2011, 10:36 AM
"HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!"
-Angron to the Emperor.

nosferatu
06-29-2011, 01:13 PM
hey there battle sister *insert name*, want me to show you the real imperial eagle. bow chicka bow wow- imperial preacher

rawwwwr*cough cough* well jerref i do say, everytime im spawned on a new planet my vocals seem to go to heck, oh deat i do hope im not late for a spot of earl gray and cream crackers, i do love them so.- swarmlord

hey is this samantha? hi its slannesh....eerrrr i just went to get a check up from nurgle and he says ive got *insert every sexualy transmited diseas known to nurgle here*, yea you should probberly go get your self checked out soon...- slannesh

im not gonna die!- imperial gaurdsman

LEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOY- ahriman.

Lord Azaghul
06-29-2011, 02:37 PM
Mkoll – Where did he go? Into the mall? I’ll never find him.
Bragg – No, No No, a hypotinus is the …
Larkin – Just the laspistol thanks

Techpriest – Just insert the key and turn it left. Once the engine start simply press down on the pedal…

SotonShades
07-01-2011, 11:22 AM
How about we settle this over a nice game of football, like they did back in the 2nd Millenium?
- Dark Angel to a Fallen Angel

Necron2.0
07-01-2011, 11:16 PM
"Oh GAWD, I'm stuffed. I shouldn't have binged on that craftworld. I simply cannot consume another soul. I'm going to go sleep this off for a few hundred thousand years." -- Slaanesh

Duncndisorderly
07-04-2011, 04:31 AM
"I'd leave that 5 minutes" -- Nurgle

sgw0040
07-07-2011, 07:58 AM
"Let me get this straight,you woke me up from centruies of slumber so that i can lend my battle expierence to the situation at hand, then equip me with two twinlinked autocannons.........."
"you ran out of turrets didnt you......" Dreadnaughts

eldargal
07-07-2011, 08:27 AM
Cleanliness is next to godliness

Need words.

Necron2.0
07-07-2011, 06:39 PM
Hold me! I just want to cuddle.

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rkiviman
07-08-2011, 12:56 AM
Drop prods leaving strikecruiser--Sgt to battle brother, " I thought I told you to go before we left!!"

Lord Sandwich
07-10-2011, 06:44 AM
The Emperor: Hey guys!
Adeptus Custodes: WHA! The Emperor has returned to us!
The Emperor: Wait, RETURNED?! You're telling me that you guys didn't notice?
Custodes: Notice? Notice what?
The Emperor: DUDES! I've been alive the whole time! You just got punked for 10,000 years straight! So you really didn't notice?
Custodes: Err... no.
The Emperor: BAHAHAHA! Man, that's rich. Alright guys, see you in another 10,000 years.

ankhcitizen
07-13-2011, 04:05 AM
Chapter Master to Chaplain "excuse me chaplain but why are all the new aspirants female?"
"Sexism is not worthy of a space marine chapter"
"But issues with gene seed compatibility-"
"SEXIST!!!!!!!"

SotonShades
07-18-2011, 04:57 AM
100 replies? What an unnecessary waste of forum space - Sotonshades



p.s. Sorry for the self reference. I'm not usually this vain

SotonShades
07-18-2011, 05:56 PM
"Oh Nurgle Damnit! I forgot one. Hey guys? How do you spell 'Common Cold'?" - Epidemius

LemanRussCommander
07-19-2011, 11:49 AM
i joined for the college benefits - Marine Scout

gcsmith
07-21-2011, 03:59 PM
"Maybe I should Follow some instructionz"

ork mek

Thornblood
07-21-2011, 04:02 PM
Tau; Im sorry Eldar, we cant fight each other, were just not grimdark enough. The battle just wouldnt fit in this universe.