entendre_entendre
11-06-2009, 10:28 PM
in a discussion with a friend we came up with a crazy-spam guard army idea: spam missiles.
...as in literally turn the other side of the board into a crater. with the above quote in mind this is what i came up with for a ridiculous missile-spam to-the-max list at 2000pts:
Our Missiles Will Blot Out the Sun!! - 2,000 pts
HQ
Company Command Squad "Launching Out Loads (LOL)" - 95
- missile launcher, Master of Ordnance
Company Command Squad "Missile Yielders (MY)" - 95
- missile launcher, Master of Ordnance
TROOPS
Platoon "Ricochet Ordnance Comes Kindly Everywhere Tonight (ROCKET)" - 625
Platoon command squad
- missile launcher
Infantry Squad (x2)
- missile launcher
Heavy Weapons Squad (x5)
- 3 missile launchers
Platoon "Going Over Every Silo (GOES)" - 625
Platoon command squad
- missile launcher
Infantry Squad (x2)
- missile launcher
Heavy Weapons Squad (x5)
- 3 missile launchers
Platoon "Blast Off Only Mouths (BOOM)" - 560
Platoon command squad
- missile launcher
Infantry Squad (x3)
- missile launcher
Infantry Squad
Heavy Weapons Squad (x3)
- 3 missile launchers
total: 2000 pts
total # of missiles: 51(!!!!!)
# of KP's : 26 (18 if combined squads)
frag all infantry, and use krak (no not that type!) on vehicles.
MEQ? it's called 51 frag missiles. let's see 3+ armour handle that...
time breakdown: movement phase: 0 min. shooting phase: 25 min. assault phase: is there anything left of the enemy? 0-3 min.
tactics: ummm.... just sit there... and shoot (frag all infantry, and use krak [no not that type!] on vehicles. MEQ? it's called 51 frag missiles. let's see 3+ armour handle that...(:< ). then congratulate the other player on volunteering for target practice. pack up. go home.
this army is the response to the greatest internet/game question:
"C4n 1 h4v3 M04r R0ck375 plz?"
yes, yes you can.
*note: this list is meant to be a serious tournie list, but would be hilarious to see... once. :p
Hope you got as much of a kick out of reading it, as i did writing it,
EE
...as in literally turn the other side of the board into a crater. with the above quote in mind this is what i came up with for a ridiculous missile-spam to-the-max list at 2000pts:
Our Missiles Will Blot Out the Sun!! - 2,000 pts
HQ
Company Command Squad "Launching Out Loads (LOL)" - 95
- missile launcher, Master of Ordnance
Company Command Squad "Missile Yielders (MY)" - 95
- missile launcher, Master of Ordnance
TROOPS
Platoon "Ricochet Ordnance Comes Kindly Everywhere Tonight (ROCKET)" - 625
Platoon command squad
- missile launcher
Infantry Squad (x2)
- missile launcher
Heavy Weapons Squad (x5)
- 3 missile launchers
Platoon "Going Over Every Silo (GOES)" - 625
Platoon command squad
- missile launcher
Infantry Squad (x2)
- missile launcher
Heavy Weapons Squad (x5)
- 3 missile launchers
Platoon "Blast Off Only Mouths (BOOM)" - 560
Platoon command squad
- missile launcher
Infantry Squad (x3)
- missile launcher
Infantry Squad
Heavy Weapons Squad (x3)
- 3 missile launchers
total: 2000 pts
total # of missiles: 51(!!!!!)
# of KP's : 26 (18 if combined squads)
frag all infantry, and use krak (no not that type!) on vehicles.
MEQ? it's called 51 frag missiles. let's see 3+ armour handle that...
time breakdown: movement phase: 0 min. shooting phase: 25 min. assault phase: is there anything left of the enemy? 0-3 min.
tactics: ummm.... just sit there... and shoot (frag all infantry, and use krak [no not that type!] on vehicles. MEQ? it's called 51 frag missiles. let's see 3+ armour handle that...(:< ). then congratulate the other player on volunteering for target practice. pack up. go home.
this army is the response to the greatest internet/game question:
"C4n 1 h4v3 M04r R0ck375 plz?"
yes, yes you can.
*note: this list is meant to be a serious tournie list, but would be hilarious to see... once. :p
Hope you got as much of a kick out of reading it, as i did writing it,
EE