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JuiceSpringsteen!
08-04-2009, 02:21 AM
I was browsing ebay to see if I could get a good deal on a titan when I saw this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/WARHAMMER-40K-COMMIZIRATOR-TITAN_W0QQitemZ170344534327QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_D efaultDomain_0?hash=item27a9535137&_trksid=p3286.m20.l1116

I saw the picture first and thought, thats a decent custom titan, better than some that ive seen, but then i saw the name and read the description and I got a good chuckle out of it. I just thought i'd share it with you guys.





AWSOME KRAK'N POWER!!!!!!!!

vman
08-04-2009, 02:25 AM
I think i just pee'd my pants

Diagnosis Ninja
08-04-2009, 02:37 AM
It looks like a duck troop transport :S

Herald of Nurgle
08-04-2009, 02:41 AM
That's just scary...

Xas
08-04-2009, 03:07 AM
i thing it looks crap.

JuiceSpringsteen!
08-04-2009, 03:15 AM
i thing it looks crap.

Then you sir have never seen a reaver constructed out of cocacola product containers(not just cans, the whole 12 pack box) and lincoln logs

TSINI
08-04-2009, 06:15 AM
lol, that is awesome KRAK'N POWER


ive seen much much much much much worse on ebay though, there was a guy charging people $300 for a few lengths of (i'm assuming) plywood beams, glued together into a vague "stick man shape", a polystyrene head complete with "Smiley face"

he was convinced it was easily the equal of a forgeworld masterpiece...

my old gaming friends years ago decided we would all build titans. i went for a nice and simple 18" titan, made from card and bits of dowel, came out quite nicely, my friend on the other hand created some rather nice looking feet, each 12" in diameter. they went up to the knees. and stopped. we played using simply the feet for a few weeks until he finally got around to doing the body. i was simply astounded, he LITERALLY taped the feet onto a cardboard box, and put toiletroll tubes on the sides for arms. glued some pencils in various places for guns, and said, TADAAAA!

Xas
08-04-2009, 06:45 AM
Then you sir have never seen a reaver constructed out of cocacola product containers(not just cans, the whole 12 pack box) and lincoln logs

you are right and I'm extremely happy to never have seen such an abomination.
to my gamer-hearth it would be easier to accept if you'd use 2 5" blast markers as "proxies" for the reaver's legs than put such a thing on the table next to finely detailed models!

The Plastic Surgeon
08-04-2009, 07:12 AM
Better to dress up a midget and have him stand on the table...

Abominable Plague Marine
08-04-2009, 07:55 AM
This is what happens when you smoke your plastic spurs kids!

Aldramelech
08-04-2009, 08:37 AM
I bet forgeworld are ****ting themselves! lmao

Lord Inquisitor
08-04-2009, 09:06 AM
Yeah its been up for a while. I don't like it. It looks pretty cheap too.