"Baconlube" - You've Always *Wanted* Miss Piggy

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Originally Posted by eldargal

Hehe, no in this case it really was a friends boyfriend.:p Not that I'm denying being a jam fetishist, I do love my jam.:rolleyes: Not enough to slather it on boys, though. I don't want little hairs in my jam thank you.

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Hang on missed it earlier,

"Now that's what I call a sticky situation...."

A couple of years back, Mrs Denzark and I went to New York and stayed in the Chelsea District. In response to my question: " I say old girl, are those 2 gentlemen over there kissing?" The Wife told me it was the 'Gay Quarter' (forgive me if this is either incorrect in fact or terminology).

However, there were a lot of shops with rainbows in the window. I remember being particularly confused by a huge stack of pots in a window, that contained an as-yet unidentified product called 'Boy Butter'.

Suffice to say our evening activities were sufficiently diverting so as not to require the purchase of any Boy Butter.

Heard about the bacon lube on the way to work yesterday...

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I still intend to keep the flavor and smell of bacon away from the bed room...

so yeah...

I'm good.

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Originally Posted by Aldramelech

Could have been worse, could have been Peanut Butter................

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you have to enter the room singing " it peanut butter and jelly time" lol