Dear Aldramelech

[Aldramelech]

Hm, good idea. Sound theory

P.S. How much wine are you willing to provide, and how much shall I be paid?

Eldargal raises an interesting question here and I will now dispense some general advice to the (vaguely) male members of this forum:

How much should you pay for a date?

Now for the standard date where you are looking to meet the love of your life and the future mother of your children I would say two cinema tickets and a shared mid price pizza are about right, if your looking to impress maybe a taxi home but only if your on a high income ( You may laugh but my first date with my wife of 15 years and the mother of my child consisted of two cinema tickets, which I got for free, and half a lager!) (Oh and it was Highlander 2 for those that really need to know) (No I did not think it was as good as the first one, but at least we had something to talk about in the pub afterwards, how bad the film was).

Now if we're talking a date with a 6ft tall statuesque blonde who with the right amount of wine in her is willing to invite one of her friends (or any other random female) to join in any fun that might be had, I would say that the GNP of a small African nation should be spent on what ever the hell she wants

[Drew da Destroya]

Baby seals are the way forward here my friend. Nothing burns better then baby seal blubber.

Well played, sir. I'll have to take this advice to heart! Archon Molach will be pleased...

[eldargal]

Wow, this post recovered a repressed memory I had of my brothers discussing how much they would pay for a pornographic film starring Kylie Monogue and Madonna ten years ago.

I'd be happy with the GNP of a small African nation. Or I could be Queen of said nation instead, so long as it is one of the less violent specimens.

Eldargal raises an interesting question here and I will now dispense some general advice to the (vaguely) male members of this forum:

How much should you pay for a date?

Now for the standard date where you are looking to meet the love of your life and the future mother of your children I would say two cinema tickets and a shared mid price pizza are about right, if your looking to impress maybe a taxi home but only if your on a high income ( You may laugh but my first date with my wife of 15 years and the mother of my child consisted of two cinema tickets, which I got for free, and half a lager!) (Oh and it was Highlander 2 for those that really need to know) (No I did not think it was as good as the first one, but at least we had something to talk about in the pub afterwards, how bad the film was).

Now if we're talking a date with a 6ft tall statuesque blonde who with the right amount of wine in her is willing to invite one of her friends (or any other random female) to join in any fun that might be had, I would say that the GNP of a small African nation should be spent on what ever the hell she wants

[Sister Rosette Soulknyt]

Just so you all know, as an Australian, we are in no way inclined to be proud of the "Budgie", yes seriously thats her nickname down here. We really never liked her, she is Madonna $2 knock-off.

Aldramelech
I just bought a nice new Flamer for my birthday, im looking for any Heretics to burn in the neighbourhood now, would you recomend lightly scorching, or full crematoriam with heavenly singing and shouts of "Purge the Heretic in Holy Flames"?

[Denzark]

Sister Rosette:

If only you were to compare any one part of the bodies of Madonna and the Minologue, in particular the Dolphin's Nose, you would see that Kylie is a far superior being to the aged Italian shocker.

Whilst Madonna might be GILF her musculature would cause fear in Kharn the Betrayer and if you have seen her early year 'Gentleman's Art' photos you would know she needs a bit of a trim.

[Aldramelech]

Just so you all know, as an Australian, we are in no way inclined to be proud of the "Budgie", yes seriously thats her nickname down here. We really never liked her, she is Madonna $2 knock-off.

Aldramelech
I just bought a nice new Flamer for my birthday, I'm looking for any Heretics to burn in the neighborhood now, would you recommend lightly scorching, or full crematorium with heavenly singing and shouts of "Purge the Heretic in Holy Flames"?

Personally I prefer to poke them with a pointed stick whilst shouting "Ha! Have at you Sir!" but I'm well aware of Pyromaniac's ann.... sorry Sisters of Battle love of all things orange and crackly (is that a word? it is now)

I would only suggest that every now and again you try something different, variety is the spice of life. Maybe try kicking them in the lips with a steel toecap boot shouting "This will have to do!"

Kylie Min a gue or the Future Mrs Aldramelech as she is known in my house is perfect in every way and beyond any reproach, and if the current Mrs. Aldramelech calls her "Botox Head" once more, theres going to be trouble.........

[Aenir]

Dear Aldramelech:

Long time Reader, first time writer...

On the Topic of Flames of War, what do you say on the (Supposed) Superiority of Armor over Infantry, and as (at least) an Early War Soviet Infantry Player, does it offend you?
On the Second Point, What of the Ascendance of the Dark Angels, Will they Rightfully Take the place of Guilliman's Smurfs at the Emperor's side and show once and for all that they are the most loyal, most fun loving chapter out there?
On the Third Point, Minogue (sp?) Why? I mean, think of the Christmas Special... alll the large ham... and she was the worst!!!

Thank you

Aenir

[Aldramelech]

1/ Nope. My Soviets include a complete armour battalion with 10 T28's and 5 T35's and if my German oppo is stupid enough to waltz into my 23 stands of infantry with his Pz 1 & 11's, I'm fine with that........

2/ Nope, and its their own fault for having a stupid gay color scheme.

3/ I don't care what anybody says as long as she's bouncing up and down on top of m.........(Duke wrestles me to the floor) ((and not in a gay brokeback mountain way)) :0..............

[Denzark]

10 T-28s hey? how good is the one that doesn't go u/s within 100m of the FUP?

[Sister Rosette Soulknyt]

As much as you may all think, us REAL Aussies actually hate the budgie, she cant sing, cant dance, has no creative ability, and looks rediculous. Ontop of that (and not you Aldramelech), she takes everyones else's style and claims its new. Add that to her stupid looks with lots of Botox.

Seriously that butt of hers is a fake, she borrowed it from J-lo, she had an *** lift, surgury and yes more botox to keep it in one place. Have you seen her face lately up close without airbrushing it??? eekkk.

And finally was a dismal failure at acting, atleast her sister looks better than her, just she sings nearly as bad as the budgie.

Aldramelech, your sage words make much sense, besides have you seen the price increase in Promethium these days...much cheaper to lay the boot in, save Heretic burning for BBQ's