Think Fast!

[novatomato]

obviously Ted had a very bad date last night, turns out that Daemonette was much less 'ette' than s/he let on, so I'd offer him my condolences and head off to work.

[Skragger]

I would deep-strike Chuck Norris in so that he could round-house him into orbit.

Would he get his own drop pod? Or would he just be fired out of one of the orbital bombardment cannons?

[Unzuul the Lascivious]

I would blink him out of existence. Such is the power of Cherubael...