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    Default Think Fast!

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    You're being attacked by an Khorne Berserker with a bolt pistol and a chain axe! He's ten-fifteen meters away and charging at you! WHAT DO YOU DO?!
    Hi ho! Hi ho! Its off to Krump we go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skragger View Post
    QUICK!

    You're being attacked by an Khorne Berserker with a bolt pistol and a chain axe! He's ten-fifteen meters away and charging at you! WHAT DO YOU DO?!
    shoot 3MLs at him @ BS4

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    Shoot the hostage

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    I would send the carefully hidden members of my ninja clan at him as a distraction. He would undoubtedly kill them all but the law of Conservation of Ninjitsu would ensure that the last survivor of the ninjas, i.e. me, would be more than powerful enough to bury his fat space***.

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    Draw my sidearm and empty the magazine into his head/face plate while falling back to my vehicle or office to collect a more viable weapon (vehicle; 12 ga. w/buckshot & slugs, office; AR-15) to defend myself with.
    Age and treachery shall overcome youth and skill, however nothing beats rolling all sixes.

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    I yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" and charge!
    When you do something right people wont be sure that you've done anything at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skragger View Post
    QUICK!

    You're being attacked by an Khorne Berserker with a bolt pistol and a chain axe! He's ten-fifteen meters away and charging at you! WHAT DO YOU DO?!
    ignore him as he is well outside his 6" move 6" assault range.

    always a smart arse answer when you dont need one.
    Last edited by Morgan Darkstar; 04-28-2011 at 04:22 PM.
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    Throw the vortex grenade and watch him being sucked into the warp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skragger View Post
    QUICK!

    You're being attacked by an Khorne Berserker with a bolt pistol and a chain axe! He's ten-fifteen meters away and charging at you! WHAT DO YOU DO?!
    Well, since this is obviously taking part in a fantasy setting, does the KB realize he is charging into an Archon? I bet he will once he reaches melee with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skragger View Post
    QUICK!

    You're being attacked by an Khorne Berserker with a bolt pistol and a chain axe! He's ten-fifteen meters away and charging at you! WHAT DO YOU DO?!
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

    Pretend I'm Kharn, according to Codex CSM regular Berzerkers are scared ****less by him

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