The worst army ever

[davel]

Ok I'm with chexmix282 on eldar

troops 2 squads of guardians 20 with star cannon ( look at the last White dwarf to see how they go)
thats it

fast attack

swooping hawks and shining spears both with no exarch ( some powers may make them O.K.)

heavy support plat forms ( no guide)
heavy support 1 wraith lord with just the sword( no psykers for extra funs more than one may be hard to take down)

Elites are hard but
quins with no shadow seer or kisses
5 dragons on foot

last one could actually not suck bad
10 wraith guard (there is a part of me that wants to put a warlock that does not have spirit seer in there as a almost troop choice)

Hq with the forces above I'd go Autarch with spider jump generator ( as it could suck him into the warp)


dave l

[tactica]

I love the idea of doing this, its like the opposite of cheeze. Great Idea!

[thecactusman17]

Cheap blood angels hq
15 death company in a LR redeemer
3 dc dreads
As many elite dreads as you can field.

No scoring. Your only option is a board wipe before game end.

And that is extremely possible top do.

[Michael_maggs]

Oooh, I think I just thought of this.

Chaos sorcerer with no psychic powers purchased.

6x10 Thousand Sons, no upgrades, no sorcerers.

Fill in the rest with spawn.

I honestly don't know what that list could ever beat.

only problem is that sorcerers are compulsary purchase for a squad of thousand sons and you have to buy a psychic power for them.

even better would be a chaos lord with personal icon
2X chaos marien squads (5 man with no upgrades)
fill the rest of the points with lesser deamons
chances are your lord will be instakilled in the first turn meaning it will be a heroic last stand between 150 pts of marines and (insert game size here) of your opponent

[Cheese]

The only thing in Chaos worse than Spawn is having Lesser Daemons and no icons.

1 Chaos Lord w/ no upgrades.

2x5 Thousand Sons w/ Sorcerer w/ Warptime

However many Lesser Daemons you can fit with the remaining points.

[Hive Mind]

You've got to take a Space Marine Company to the tabletop. It's possible at 2000 points, I believe.

Captain
-Jump Pack and Relic Blade

4 x Tactical Squads
-Flamer, Missile Launcher

3 x Assault Squads

3 x Devastator Squads
-4 Missile Launchers

I don't have the codex in front of me but this should be right around 2000 points. It's not exactly super competitive, but dropping 100 marines on the table is never easy for opponents to deal with. This isnt exactly the "worst" army, but its very thematic and would be great looking on the table.

A battle-company would be 5/2/2 plus an Honour Guard and a combat squad not 4/3/3. It would have a Chaplain too.

[Tynskel]

A battle-company would be 5/2/2 plus an Honour Guard and a combat squad not 4/3/3. It would have a Chaplain too.

try 6/2/2

That's 6 Tactical Squads, 2 Assault Squads, 2 Devastators, plus support personal, such as apothecary, company champion, advisors, chaplains, Dreadnoughts, and captain.

[Root]

Hundreds of guardsmen with no tanks or heavy weapons. "We will drown our enemies in rivers of our own blood!"

[CouchViking]

The good old Red Rivers

[Gir]

Space Marines:
Captian with Artificer Armour, Plasma Pistol and Lightning Claw
Command Squad with 3 veterns, 1 Company Champion, 1 Apothecary and Company Standard
10x Tactical squad with flame and Missile Launcher/Heavy Bolter/Multi-Melta
10x Tactical squad with flame and Missile Launcher/Heavy Bolter/Multi-Melta
10x Tactical squad with flame and Missile Launcher/Heavy Bolter/Multi-Melta
10x Tactical squad with flame and Missile Launcher/Heavy Bolter/Multi-Melta
10x Tactical squad with flame and Missile Launcher/Heavy Bolter/Multi-Melta
10x Tactical squad with flame and Missile Launcher/Heavy Bolter/Multi-Melta
10x Assault Squad with 2 Flamers
10x Assault Squad
10x Devastator Squad with 4 Missile Launchers
10x Devastator Squad with 4 Las Cannons

2250 points, 106 space marines in a full company layout. 100% force org legal (Unfortunaly this doesn't work with Blood Angels, stupid assault squad troops!)