Hey all
Just finished the Age of Darkness compilation. Overall I am up to date with the entire written series, and now am slightly p*ssed off with it all. Rant as follows:
1. A large percentage of the stories seem to be written with some great mysticism or trying to trip suspense out of you. Case point - someone asked about the Age of Darkness Story where Ultramarines seemed to be attacking Salamanders. Was it a dream sequence, an elaborate battle drill of Guilliman? Was it a frakking Holodeck episode like when they run out of ideas in STTNG? By all means give us suspense and/or a cliff hanger. But when the story finally finishes make it understandable.
2. Why so many audio CDs? People have said some aren't that bad. but for the love of the Gods, I want to feel paper, smell the ink, hold something visceral. I want to relax in my mahoosif chesterfield with a Bushmills in one hand, a book in the other, and a slightly flatulent Staffy by my feet.
3. Taking its time. Some aspects of the story seem to warp out of proportion. 3 books for the Istvaan = would rather have had one bigger book. 2 books of Dark Angels? Bollocks cut to treacherous Luther holed up in the rock by the watchers. 1 book max! How long until the climax - they have written off the 7 years between Istavaan and Earth in Age of Darkness - throwaway or what?
4. Choice of focus on various chapters. the 2 DA books are a let down and seeing as all Legions to some extent have knightly fluff, why not focus on the (insert non offensive term for Native American Indian here) background from DeathWing?
5. Primarchs. All of them are seemingly Godly, light flashes, the music from the Omen sounds as they appear. Hang on - if Marines ATSKNF, why can't they look at their Dads? And why oh why does every writer covering a Traitor primarch try and justify what they did - show them as fallible, try and make us empathise with their filthy heretical thoughts? They turned because they were weak and venal, not because they were flawed and wanted the best for humanity.
My last thought is please oh please. I don't think you can find better than the original Horus vs Emperor showdown from The Lost and Damned Nurgle and Tzeentch Rogue Trader book. Think it was Will King - should be either kept in full or let him write the finale.