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    Quote Originally Posted by eldargal View Post
    In the grim darkness of the far future, you take what you can get.
    Far future? Take what you can get? As a married man, that's the here and now.

    OH, snnnnap!



    Of course, I'm sure she's saying the same thing.

    Last edited by Necron2.0; 09-27-2011 at 02:35 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eldargal View Post
    In the grim darkness of the far future, you take what you can get.
    Citizen Grimm:

    Your request for a one night stand (Form 77-XX-1.69A) has been approved pending final socio-genetic testing. Please arrive at the designated location no later than 22:05. Your partner will identify herself as "Repentia."

    In advance, second date requests must be accompanied by a jointly filed Form 78-XX-3.34-C.

    Enjoy your evening.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Anubis View Post
    Citizen Grimm:

    Your request for a one night stand (Form 77-XX-1.69A) has been approved pending final socio-genetic testing. Please arrive at the designated location no later than 22:05. Your partner will identify herself as "Repentia."

    In advance, second date requests must be accompanied by a jointly filed Form 78-XX-3.34-C.

    Enjoy your evening.
    Does this mean that in the 41st millennium **** is actually fuce?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morgan Darkstar View Post
    Does this mean that in the 41st millennium **** is actually fuce?
    Hmm. Maybe that's how there are so many Repentia.

    "I have a writ, see. You are under the command of the Emperor. You must submit."

    [The Battle Sister considers for a moment]

    "Well pierce my nipples and hand me an Eviscerator, because there is NO WAY I'm sleeping with you!"

    ...

    By the way, according to snopes the etymology of the F-word isn't from an acronym.

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    Well yes, the earliest known usage of it with its modern meaning is in the late 15th century, centuries before acronyms began being used.
    Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necron2.0 View Post
    By the way, according to snopes the etymology of the F-word isn't from an acronym.
    I was vaguely aware of that fact, however i reject realty and replace it with my own!
    Last edited by Morgan Darkstar; 09-29-2011 at 04:25 PM.
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