We're All Trolls Now

[Drunkencorgimaster]

Since it is fairly hard to spend much time on a forum (including our beloved BOLS) without being accused of being a troll at some point, I thought up an interesting game. Let us embrace the horror.

Just for the fun of it, what would be your best 40k trolling line? What comment, question, or phrase would send the so-called "fanboys" into a rage? How much chum would you need to toss out of the boat before the sharks bite?

Suggested guidelines for this post:

1) This is for fun. Feel free to say things that you do not actually agree with, but that would make good bait.

2) This is for fun. Remember that the posts are humorous attempts to come up with good troll lines. If you don't agree with them, there is no point in trying to respond to their specific comment. The joke will be on you. You will be like a bird attacking its reflection in the window.

3) This is for fun. I am not actually trolling right now.

So go ahead and release your inner troll...let the games begin.

[LordGrise]

Sure, I'm down with this.

::grin:: There's no real difference in play style between Orc and Space Marine armies. IMHO.

Oh yeah, and Tau rock, especially when you got a full six feet of table between you and the nastiness trying to close to melee.

[Image]

Tyranids are OP and need a nerf. They just destroyed my Grey Knights. 24" shooting that doesn't need LoS and then monstrous creatures that entirely shut down my psychic powers?! WTF?!

I'm playing GREY KNIGHTS! Why are nids totally designed to just screw over GK!? I own everyone else, so don't say I'm bad.

[DarkLink]

3) This is for fun. I am not actually trolling right now.

I label you a liar.

[ToBeWilly]

Matt Ward is AWESOME!!!! He totally understands this game, and the fluff, like no other.

[Lockark]

Your army needs more Melta Guns.

[Bigred]

You're all very, very naughty people.

That said, proceed...

[Grimnar42]

Squats are making a comeback totally awesome

[Uncle Nutsy]

man, i don't know where you guys learned how to troll, but it's just horrible.

and the moderators here have no idea what they're doing. I've seen monkeys do a better job.

fluff for all the armies is just useless filler and has no place in the game. who cares what a little plastic man has done in a book.

and 40k is one of the cheapest hobbies ever.

[fuzzbuket]

i found this great vidioe on dippind: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4u7ko333U[/url] andd thats how im goiing to win a GD because normal painting is not good enogh.

part 2:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsDugITBANI[/url]


-fuzz

p.s. tau are proken and OP
daemons are OP
eldar are OP
space marines are OP
orks are OP
chaos marines are OP
jervis johjnson is OP
sisters of battle are OP
dark eldar are OP
IG are OP
space wolves are OP
blood angels are OP
dark angels are OP
spaqts are OP
black emplars are OP
the emperor is OP
tomb kings are OP
meltaguns are OP
bigred is OP



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