Since it is fairly hard to spend much time on a forum (including our beloved BOLS) without being accused of being a troll at some point, I thought up an interesting game. Let us embrace the horror.
Just for the fun of it, what would be your best 40k trolling line? What comment, question, or phrase would send the so-called "fanboys" into a rage? How much chum would you need to toss out of the boat before the sharks bite?
Suggested guidelines for this post:
1) This is for fun. Feel free to say things that you do not actually agree with, but that would make good bait.
2) This is for fun. Remember that the posts are humorous attempts to come up with good troll lines. If you don't agree with them, there is no point in trying to respond to their specific comment. The joke will be on you. You will be like a bird attacking its reflection in the window.
3) This is for fun. I am not actually trolling right now.
So go ahead and release your inner troll...let the games begin.
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08-19-2011, 09:01 PM #1Librarian
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We're All Trolls Now
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08-19-2011, 09:06 PM #2Chaplain
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Sure, I'm down with this.
::grin:: There's no real difference in play style between Orc and Space Marine armies. IMHO.
Oh yeah, and Tau rock, especially when you got a full six feet of table between you and the nastiness trying to close to melee.
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08-19-2011, 09:25 PM #3Veteran-Sergeant
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Tyranids are OP and need a nerf. They just destroyed my Grey Knights. 24" shooting that doesn't need LoS and then monstrous creatures that entirely shut down my psychic powers?! WTF?!
I'm playing GREY KNIGHTS! Why are nids totally designed to just screw over GK!? I own everyone else, so don't say I'm bad.
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08-19-2011, 09:29 PM #4Chapter-Master
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I label you a liar.
Originally Posted by Drunkencorgimaster
I am the Hammer. I am the right hand of my Emperor. I am the tip of His spear, I am the gauntlet about His fist. I am the woes of daemonkind. I am the Hammer.
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08-19-2011, 09:33 PM #5Battle-Brother
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Matt Ward is AWESOME!!!! He totally understands this game, and the fluff, like no other.
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08-19-2011, 10:40 PM #6Librarian
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Your army needs more Melta Guns.
Warhammer 40k = Emperor's Children(CSM) and Orks.
Brush Fire: Historia Rodentia= Aquitar, Vandalands, and Ribenguo.
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08-19-2011, 10:52 PM #7Fly Lord
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You're all very, very naughty people.
That said, proceed...Got some Juicy News? Email BoLS
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08-19-2011, 10:59 PM #8Brother-Sergeant
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Squats are making a comeback totally awesome
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08-31-2011, 12:57 PM #9Abbess Sanctorum
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"I was thinking of starting a female space marine army." Originally Posted by Drunkencorgimaster
The mouth of the Emperor shall meditate wisdom; from His tongue shall speak judgment
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08-31-2011, 04:18 PM #10Librarian
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And I was thinking of starting a male sisters army! Originally Posted by Melissia
"I Have Become Death the Destroyer of Worlds"
