your to drunk when you have to lie down and hold onto the ground to stop yourself falling of the earth
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your to drunk when you have to lie down and hold onto the ground to stop yourself falling of the earth
When you think the word "to" should be used in that sentence which is the title of this topic, instead of the word "too", you're too drunk to post.How drunk is to drunk to post?
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When a friend un-zips his trousers in the middle of the pub and sticks his member in a pint of beer belonging to another friend who has just gone to the toilet.
You're too drunk when you wake up the next morning still drunk, feeling as if all the blood in your body turned into gelatin...
I'm too drunk right now, how do I know it? Because I was reading a blog, saw a link to some Empire rumours on a blogroll and saw that I was cited as the source. Thought to myself 'og my goodness, I'm famous' then I realised I was looking at BoLS. This is what happens when one drinks a bottle and a half of clarate at luncheon.
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(not my Bullfrog) Africn Bullgrofs are the greatest of pets, right up there next to kitties. I have an african bullfrog named Garfunkel who rides my pet kitty like a horse and sometimes vomits on my keyboard.
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Your too drunk if you cant remember the walk home or if you cut up a pineapple looking for spongebob.
You're too drunk when you can't lay on the floor without holding on....
However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!
A knee high fence, my one weakness
FISH?! no that's wrong FROG! that is all
Btw what is this ¤ "and i think this may be epsilon?"
and this µ "oh it's Mu"
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Last edited by Morgan Darkstar; 09-29-2011 at 08:13 PM.
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