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View Poll Results: How drunk is to drunk to post?

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  1. #21

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    your to drunk when you have to lie down and hold onto the ground to stop yourself falling of the earth

  2. #22
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    How drunk is to drunk to post?
    When you think the word "to" should be used in that sentence which is the title of this topic, instead of the word "too", you're too drunk to post.
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  3. #23
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    When a friend un-zips his trousers in the middle of the pub and sticks his member in a pint of beer belonging to another friend who has just gone to the toilet.

  4. #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brass Scorpion View Post
    When you think the word "to" should be used in that sentence which is the title of this topic, instead of the word "too", you're too drunk to post.
    "Blows Big Raspberry" how d'ya like all those capitals in the wrong place?

    Quote Originally Posted by darthken View Post
    your to drunk when you have to lie down and hold onto the ground to stop yourself falling of the earth
    Lol thankfully I have yet to experience this
    Last edited by Morgan Darkstar; 09-26-2011 at 04:42 PM.
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  5. #25
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    You're too drunk when you wake up the next morning still drunk, feeling as if all the blood in your body turned into gelatin...

  6. #26

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    I'm too drunk right now, how do I know it? Because I was reading a blog, saw a link to some Empire rumours on a blogroll and saw that I was cited as the source. Thought to myself 'og my goodness, I'm famous' then I realised I was looking at BoLS. This is what happens when one drinks a bottle and a half of clarate at luncheon.

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    Your too drunk if you cant remember the walk home or if you cut up a pineapple looking for spongebob.

  8. #28
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    You're too drunk when you can't lay on the floor without holding on....

    However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!
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  9. #29
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    FISH?! no that's wrong FROG! that is all

    Btw what is this ¤ "and i think this may be epsilon?"

    and this µ "oh it's Mu"

    ????
    Last edited by Morgan Darkstar; 09-29-2011 at 08:13 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew da Destroya View Post
    Overall, you did fine. I'd say 8/10 spelling and grammar (some basic errors, but nothing I wouldn't expect from a standard sober internet post). 1/10 offensiveness (I guess people could be offended that you censored yourself or were drunk). 10/10 relevance to the topic being discussed.

    Decision: Not too drunk to post.
    Thank you for the kind review Drew. Sorry it took me a while to respond but I actually forgot I had posted that, thus proving your conclusion.

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