Did you hear the one about the question mark?
It’s a rather curious exclamation.
****
My wife gave me 'you're done' look when I told it.
I several friends just walked away.
Anyone else got anything else that bad?
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10-24-2011, 12:21 PM #1Brother-Captain
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I think I've found the worst joke in the world - laughy taffy style.
DWs: Prussains. KoW: Elves WM: Khador WHFB: Dwarves WH40: IG, SM
Games-workshop: changing the rules one new codex/army book at a time.
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10-24-2011, 12:31 PM #2Librarian
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I personally think that this is one of the best jokes ever but several people I've told it to have told me that it is, in fact, terrible;
Q. What's E.T short for?
A. He's got little legs.Touched by His Noodly Appendage
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10-24-2011, 12:42 PM #3Brother-Captain
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That's pretty good...I giggled anyway
Originally Posted by Hive Mind
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Games-workshop: changing the rules one new codex/army book at a time.
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10-24-2011, 01:16 PM #4Banned
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
A seal walks into a club...
Okay, let's try this again -
A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
Hitler's secretary was severely overworked - she was always taking dictation.
I went to the dentist. He told me, "your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out."
My uncle in Dublin drowned in a vat of whisky the other week. Some workers dove in to save him, but he bravely fought them off. Authorities expect the fire from his cremation to die down by next week.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Duuuuung.
[URL="http://youtu.be/uQ4zT7h8AiU"]This video[/URL].
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10-24-2011, 01:34 PM #5Brother-Captain
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Originally Posted by Gotthammer
Must just be my sense of humour - I was terribly amused
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Games-workshop: changing the rules one new codex/army book at a time.
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10-24-2011, 03:30 PM #6Chapter-Master
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A G N B:
That's bang out of order.
However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!
A knee high fence, my one weakness
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10-24-2011, 03:35 PM #7Chapter-Master
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Why is an orange like a bicycle?
Both have handlebars, except the orange.I am the Hammer. I am the right hand of my Emperor. I am the tip of His spear, I am the gauntlet about His fist. I am the woes of daemonkind. I am the Hammer.
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10-24-2011, 03:38 PM #8Chapter-Master
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Q: What's big and grey and doesn't run very fast?
A: A Car Park.I'M RATHER DEFINATELY SURE FEMALE SPACE MARINES DEFINERTLEY DON'T EXIST.
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10-25-2011, 03:22 PM #9Chapter-Master
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Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread,
"Brown or White?" asks the Baker
Man says "Don't matter, I've got my bike outside"To a New Yorker like you a hero is some kinda weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers!
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10-26-2011, 08:54 AM #10Librarian
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This video was awesome. Originally Posted by Gotthammer
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a French Maid walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this, a joke?"
A Skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
A tray of muffins is baking in the oven. One muffin turns to another and says "Man, it's really getting hot in here". The second muffin looks at the first and yells "Holy ****! A talking muffin!"
