I.. uh..... ok, then.
A few years ago J&D's, the makers of BaconSalt and Baconnaise, posted an ad for Baconlube as an April Fool's Day joke. The company tried to move on, but as they explain, "People harassed us via email, in public and in highly inappropriate ways (thanks for that). The waiting list grew to over 3,000 people. Expectations were built."
Now they've created a limited quantity of bacon-flavored lube and massage oils for troubled individuals who want their lover to taste more like cured pork. You shouldn't be shy about contacting the company because they promise, "We'll make no judgments about why you want this or what you want to do with it." However, you may want to figure out if your partner is interested in breakfast-themed sex before springing this on them.
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11-16-2011, 11:25 PM #1Chief Moderator
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"Baconlube" - You've Always *Wanted* Miss Piggy
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11-17-2011, 12:16 AM #2Autarch-DPhil
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Ew. Stil, beats one of my friends boyfriends wanting to use warm marmalade.
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11-17-2011, 12:24 AM #3Chief Moderator
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Ew... at least this is sanitary.
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11-17-2011, 01:59 AM #4Banned
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He just wanted to experience the real Lady Marmalade.
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11-17-2011, 02:01 AM #5Chapter-Master
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HAHAHAHA Classic Ms EG! 'My friend's BF' ha! Is that like when we go to the pox quack on behalf of 'My mate Dave'...
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You devious little Jam fetishist you.
Anyway what is unsanitary about marmalade, it is for internal consumption after all....
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11-17-2011, 02:26 AM #6Chapter-Master
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That's not bedroom food..... Originally Posted by eldargal
However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!
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11-17-2011, 02:36 AM #7Chapter-Master
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Could have been worse, could have been Peanut Butter................
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Crunchy or smooth..?
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11-17-2011, 04:14 AM #9Chapter-Master
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I know someone who tired Tuna Mayo.
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11-17-2011, 04:24 AM #10Autarch-DPhil
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Hehe, no in this case it really was a friends boyfriend.
Not that I'm denying being a jam fetishist, I do love my jam.
Not enough to slather it on boys, though. I don't want little hairs in my jam thank you.
Originally Posted by Denzark
HAHAHAHA Classic Ms EG! 'My friend's BF' ha! Is that like when we go to the pox quack on behalf of 'My mate Dave'...
You devious little Jam fetishist you.
Anyway what is unsanitary about marmalade, it is for internal consumption after all....Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!
