"Baconlube" - You've Always *Wanted* Miss Piggy

[Psychosplodge]

Hehe, no in this case it really was a friends boyfriend. Not that I'm denying being a jam fetishist, I do love my jam. Not enough to slather it on boys, though. I don't want little hairs in my jam thank you.

Hang on missed it earlier,

"Now that's what I call a sticky situation...."

[Denzark]

A couple of years back, Mrs Denzark and I went to New York and stayed in the Chelsea District. In response to my question: " I say old girl, are those 2 gentlemen over there kissing?" The Wife told me it was the 'Gay Quarter' (forgive me if this is either incorrect in fact or terminology).

However, there were a lot of shops with rainbows in the window. I remember being particularly confused by a huge stack of pots in a window, that contained an as-yet unidentified product called 'Boy Butter'.

Suffice to say our evening activities were sufficiently diverting so as not to require the purchase of any Boy Butter.

[Lord Azaghul]

Heard about the bacon lube on the way to work yesterday...

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I still intend to keep the flavor and smell of bacon away from the bed room...

so yeah...

I'm good.

[Jambo]

Could have been worse, could have been Peanut Butter................

you have to enter the room singing " it peanut butter and jelly time" lol