Yes, I realize the hilarity of the thread title. I know I'm not going to win, so I just want to have fun while still remaining competitive. Any tips, critiques or comments are welcome.
I am debating two lists, both mechanized.
List 1: this is DAVU reliant, with Eldrad and the Seer Council there to apply some CC beat down if necessary.
Eldrad 210
Warlock Squad (5) Embolden, Enhance, Destructor x3 175
Wave Serpent Shuriken Cannon x2, Spirit Stone 110
Fire Dragons (6) Exarch, Dragon’s Breath Flamer 108
Wave Serpent Shuriken Cannon x2, Spirit Stone 110
Fire Dragons (6) Exarch, Dragon’s Breath Flamer 108
Wave Serpent Shuriken Cannon x2, Spirit Stone 110
Dire Avengers (6) Exarch, Power Weapons, Shimmershield, Defend 114
Dire Avengers (6) Exarch, Power Weapons, Shimmershield, Defend 114
Falcon Holofield, Spirit Stone, Shuriken Cannon 170
Falcon Holofield, Spirit Stone, Shuriken Cannon 170
1499
List 2: This is more geared towards a reserve-denial approach to gaming. Also, the Harlequins are there to ***** some ***** up in CC, with the help of Doom and a charge. I know they can't charge out of the Falcon, so I'll have to be creative in getting them to charge.
Autarch Fusion gun, Scorpion Chainsword, Mandiblasters 95
Farseer (with Harlies) Doom 80
Fire Dragons (7) Exarch, Firepike 132
Wave Serpent Shuriken Cannon x2, Spirit Stone 110
Harlequins (5) Harlequin Kisses For All!, Troupe Master, Shadowseer 140
Dire Avengers (10) Exarch, Power Sword, Shimmershield, Defend 162
Wave Serpent Shuriken Cannon x2, Spirit Stone 110
Dire Avengers (10) Exarch, Power Sword, Shimmershield, Defend 162
Wave Serpent Shuriken Cannon x2, Spirit Stone 110
Fire Prism 115
Fire Prism 115
Falcon Holofield, Spirit Stone 165
1496
Again, I appreciate any help.