Funniest army list

[DarkLink]

Who can think of the funniest/worst army list? Try to be more creative than "oh, I'll just take 40 Chaos Spawn".

Here's mine:

Driago

6x Paladin, Apothecary, Master Crafted Warding Stave

2x Dreadknight, Teleporter, Greatsword, Psycannon, Psilencer, Hammer

1835pts, 9 models

[Fxeni]

The infamous "Grot Rebel" list.

You take Grotsnik as your HQ.

Then Killa Kans/Artillery for your Heavy Support (Grots!)

6 Grot squads for Troops (More Grots!)

And, if allowed, Forgeworld Grots (i.e. Grot Tanks as FA) (GROOOTS!)

Then you give them ALL 5+ Invulnerable saves.

Something like 210+ models on the table, but all of them have invuls!

[Kaika87]

Two lists from Blood Angels, because you can get some funny lists out of Blood Angels.

List 1 at 1500 - "You brought how many Dreadnoughts?!"

Librarian - Shield & Any power of your choice

3x Furioso Dreadnoughts with Blood Talons in Drop Pods

2x 5-man ASM squads (1 Meltagun each) in Drop Pods
5-man Death Company squad in a Drop Pod
1x Death Company Dreadnought with blood talons in a Drop Pod.

2x Dreadnoughts with TL Lascannon/TL Autocannon
1x Dreadnought with dual TL Autocannon

Seven Dreads, four of them assaulty blender Dreadnoughts that drop in on turn 1, three of then shooty Dreads to open up transports for the delicious troops inside to get squished. Alternative name - The Green Tide's Nightmare.


List 2 - "The Newbie's Glee"

Librarian - Same as above

1x Terminator Sanguinary Priest
1x Terminator Assault Squad - 3 LCs and 2 hammers
1x Furioso Dreadnought with Talons, Heavy Flamer, and extra armor

2x 5-man ASM squads, 1 Meltagun each, in Land Raider Godhammers
1x 5-man ASM squad with 1 Meltagun in a Land Raider Redeemer
(Multi-meltas on all LRs)

Stormraven Gunship with Extra Armor
Stormraven Gunship with Extra Armor and Hurricane Bolter sponsons

Lots of big and shiney toys, Dread and Termies go into the Stormravens obviously.

[BS FADE]

1 The Parasite of Mortrex
6 X 9 Ripper swarms
3 X 9 Flying Ripper Swarms
3 X 1 Biovore Broods

Just short of a 1250 list. Now thats silly.

[Cereal n' Milk]

Shrike

Chaplain
Jump Pack

10 Vanguard Veterans
Sergeant Thunder Hammer
9 Thunder Hammers
10 Storm Shields
Jump Packs

Scout Squad w/Sniper Rifles x2
Missile Launcher

Scout Squad w/Sniper Rifles x3
Heavy Bolter

1495 pts

Shrike, Chaplain, and Vanguard Veterans form a 1070 point unit. 18+D6" Assault Range, Infiltrate, Re-roll to hit, Fearless...And the whole army can infiltrate/outflank.

[thecactusman17]

the worlds smallest 2k point list:

2 mekboys, kffs, kmbs, and all the trimmings

2 deff dreds w/ all the trimmings

The vehicle that let's you ferry steeds around the field, x2

3 battlewaggons w// the trimmings.

9 models, 2k points, 100% legal

[Bean]

Shrike

Chaplain
Jump Pack

10 Vanguard Veterans
Sergeant Thunder Hammer
9 Thunder Hammers
10 Storm Shields
Jump Packs

Scout Squad w/Sniper Rifles x2
Missile Launcher

Scout Squad w/Sniper Rifles x3
Heavy Bolter

1495 pts

Shrike, Chaplain, and Vanguard Veterans form a 1070 point unit. 18+D6" Assault Range, Infiltrate, Re-roll to hit, Fearless...And the whole army can infiltrate/outflank.

Out of curiosity, did they ever errata Shrike so that his ability to let a squad infiltrate actually works? Or do most people just ignore the fact that it doesn't?

[Hokiecow]

The infamous "Grot Rebel" list.

Wouldn't call that the funniest but the coolest! I hope to one day field such an army!

[thecactusman17]

No longer doable in its original form, this was a list that could be the most dangerous list ever conceived, for both players!

Codex: Witch Hunters
Inquisitor w/ max henchmen including chiurgeons, servitors (cc), crusaders, and acolytes

3x Priest w/ eviscerator

Maxed squad of repentia w/ mistress
Maxed squad of Arco flagellants

2 units of stormtroopers w/ shotguns

3 maxed units of penitent engines.

Kick in the arcos combat drugs.and watch the most hilariously uncoordinated scramble in 40k history.

[LordJefferson]

IG: 'Pin Them till they die'

1500pts:

Company Command Squad+ vox+ Master of Ordnance 85
Company Command Squad+ vox+ Master of Ordnance 85

Psyker Battle Squad (7 man)+ Chimera 125
Psyker Battle Squad (7 man)+ Chimera 125
9 Ratlings 90

Infantry Platoon 1:
Platoon Command Squad + vox 35
3 Infantry Squads with 3 autocannons + 3 sniper rifles + vox 200

Mortar team 60
Special weapons squad+3 sniper rifles 50

Infantry Platoon 2:
Platoon Command Squad + vox 35
3 Infantry Squads with 3 autocannons + 3 sniper rifles + vox 200

Mortar team 60

Ordnance Battery:
Basilisk 125

Ordnance Battery:
Basilisk 125

Manticore 160

Essentiallyyou drop the leadership of dangerous units and then pound them into the ground with massed sniper rifles, artillery and mortars, I haven't tried this one out yet, but I think it would be fun.... Fire on my target would also be a boon.