Can Space Marines have sex?

[Kawauso]

'Marneus Calgar pulled himself out of bed, calling a Chapter serf to help him don his Terminator Armour. Tigurius, still in bed, took a long draw from his Lho stick; "So, Marneus, did you learn that particular maneuver in the Codex Astartes, too?"'

Lies.

Marneus would totally clean up before stepping into his armour.
Ultramarines are nothing if not fastidious.

[Rev. Tiberius Jackhammer]

Lies.

Marneus would totally clean up before stepping into his armour.
Ultramarines are nothing if not fastidious.

Unnecessary, he was wearing a self-cleaning Servo-Ultracondom. Uses one to strangle an Avatar in the next Space Marine codex.

[Wildeybeast]

Why would he need too? Man on man love doesn't carry the risk of pregnancy and the SM immune system should be able to cope with any STD.

[Rev. Tiberius Jackhammer]

Why would he need too? Man on man love doesn't carry the risk of pregnancy and the SM immune system should be able to cope with any STD.

The Codex Astartes commands them to suit up; they do not question the orders of their Primarch. This is one of the many points they argue with Codex-deviant Chapters.

[Psychosplodge]

Because the internet is only good for nerd stuff and porn. This fulfills both criteria.

Have you never heard the [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3zXW08dSnc"]song?[/URL]

'Marneus Calgar pulled himself out of bed, calling a Chapter serf to help him don his Terminator Armour. Tigurius, still in bed, took a long draw from his Lho stick; "So, Marneus, did you learn that particular maneuver in the Codex Astartes, too?"'

Do not want! I may have been one of those suggesting SM were a bunch of man loving monks, but do we need the actual yaoi?

ps it is frikking hilarious...

[Wildeybeast]

The Codex Astartes commands them to suit up; they do not question the orders of their Primarch. This is one of the many points they argue with Codex-deviant Chapters.

Stupid Imperials, always blindly following dogma and doctrine and never thinking for themselves.

[Rev. Tiberius Jackhammer]

Do not want! I may have been one of those suggesting SM were a bunch of man loving monks, but do we need the actual yaoi?

ps it is frikking hilarious...

I aim to please :P Adding yaoi to anything makes it better - it's a lot like bacon in that regard. ...hmmmm. "Lion El'Johnson slowly ate the salty bacon off of Russ's granite-etched abdominals."

Stupid Imperials, always blindly following dogma and doctrine and never thinking for themselves.

It is told that when Ultramarine and Space Wolf vessels pass each other, all astropathic channels are drowned out with messages of "Safety first!" and "Dulls feeling!"

[Psychosplodge]

I aim to please :P Adding yurito anything makes it better - it's a lot like bacon in that regard
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*Fixed*

[edger1]

Read inquisition Wars its an old book rereleased it has mention of half naked chaos marines raping women, also mentions stuff abut the emperor having children scattered across the galaxy.

[Psychosplodge]

Well yeah didn't rogue trader have rules for the offspring of the emperor?