The Off-Topic Thread (the BEST thread ever!)

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

This stupid country...

[Psychosplodge]

Oh Gods, this is because the illiterate breed faster isn't it?

[Wolfshade]

The country is not stupid, just certain people existing there in.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

True enough, I suppose we're intelligent.

[Wolfshade]

Certainly, as long as we ignore some 95% of our posts

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Meh, some of our posts are on topic.

[Psychosplodge]

Certainly, as long as we ignore some 95% of our posts

Only 95%?

Meh, some of our posts are on topic.

That, or we redefine the topic...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Redefine the purpose!
*cue Agent Smith's purpose speech*

Agent Smith: But, as you well know, appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're free. We're here because we're not free. There is no escaping reason; no denying purpose. Because as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist.
[Several Agent Smith Clones walk in]
Agent Smith Clone 1: It is purpose that created us.
Agent Smith Clone 2: Purpose that connects us.
Agent Smith Clone 3: Purpose that pulls us.
Agent Smith Clone 4: That guides us.
Agent Smith Clone 5: That drives us.
Agent Smith Clone 6: It is purpose that defines us.
Agent Smith Clone 7: Purpose that binds us.
Agent Smith: We are here because of you, Mr Anderson. We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us.
[Attempts to copy himself into Neo]
Agent Smith: Purpose

[Wolfshade]

Excellent.



[A girl in the office has just truffle shuffled across the room]

[Psychosplodge]

but did she have the gut for it? or was it a poor imitation?