Idiot: 'Hey, are you a career criminal? Because I want to felon you.
EG: '...what?'
In hindsight I should have thumped him for being a blight on human intellect.
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Thread: Worst chat up line ever.
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06-25-2012, 08:34 AM #1Autarch-DPhil
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Worst chat up line ever.
Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!
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06-25-2012, 08:36 AM #2Fateweaver
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Wait, what? How does that even work?
Red like roses, fills my dreams and brings me to the place where you rest...
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06-25-2012, 08:39 AM #3Occuli Imperator
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I want to felon you,*falls over*
"You're coming with me with or without the rohypnol"Fan of Fuggles | Derailment of the Wolfpack of Horsemen | In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
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06-25-2012, 08:44 AM #4Fateweaver
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It's a grammatic error! You can't "fell" on someone.
I still maintain that [URL="http://1d4chan.org/images/3/37/Taldeer_and_vindy.jpg"]THIS[/URL] is the worst chat up line ever.Last edited by Tzeentch's Dark Agent; 06-25-2012 at 08:47 AM.
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06-25-2012, 08:48 AM #5Autarch-DPhil
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'404 Forbidden' is pretty bad, but not as bad as the other one.
Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!
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06-25-2012, 08:49 AM #6Fateweaver
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EDIT: For some reason the link does not wish to work.
Last edited by Tzeentch's Dark Agent; 06-25-2012 at 08:55 AM.
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06-25-2012, 08:51 AM #7Occuli Imperator
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Chap I used to work with had hundreds of them, such as the one previously quoted.
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06-25-2012, 08:55 AM #8Fateweaver
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Why does it keep blocking!
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06-25-2012, 08:59 AM #9Occuli Imperator
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Because it is an abomination?
Fan of Fuggles | Derailment of the Wolfpack of Horsemen | In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
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06-25-2012, 09:04 AM #10Banned
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Because it recognised the names in that URL?
Worst line:
Wave person you're interested in over, then when they get to you say "I made you come with one hand, just think what I could do with two."
