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Thread: Worst chat up line ever.
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06-25-2012, 09:05 AM #11Fateweaver
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06-25-2012, 09:22 AM #12Chapter-Master
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is that better or worse than "You're ugly, but you'll do for tonight."?
Seriosuly I have heard this said in ernest. No idea if it was successful or not as it was chucking out time at the club in question.Always thinking 2 projects ahead of anything I've yet to finish
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06-25-2012, 09:25 AM #13Fateweaver
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My mate headbutted a girl and ended up getting laid. Who knew?
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06-25-2012, 09:26 AM #14Chapter-Master
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I used to open with "I'm just asking for you to turn me down now so I can get on with the rest of my evening"
Actually not the worst line ever either....worked occassionally...
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06-25-2012, 09:30 AM #15Fateweaver
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I played Through the Fire and the Flames by Dragonforce on Expert, finished it, went to do the rock sign and sprained my wrist AND my hand. Good times.
Originally Posted by DrLove42
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06-25-2012, 09:34 AM #16Chapter-Master
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I once did the drumming on Rock Band near non stop for 2 days and spent 2 days with my arm in a temporary sling cos it was too painful to move the next day.
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06-25-2012, 09:43 AM #17Autarch-DPhil
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Well I'd marry a krogan so it isn't that surprising.
I still think the one I posted is the worst, funnily enough been subjected to a lot of the others as well. Originally Posted by Tzeentch's Dark Agent
Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!
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06-25-2012, 09:45 AM #18Fateweaver
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You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than Commander Shepard.
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06-25-2012, 09:49 AM #19Autarch-DPhil
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I'll settle for equal too.
Funnily enough, playing ME3 multiplayer right now and obliterating everything as a soldier. Too much latency to play vanguard for some reason.
Oh, best chat up line in a while:
"I used to date a girl like you, 'til I took an arrow in the knee'Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!
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06-25-2012, 09:52 AM #20Fateweaver
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Holy sh!t! Hahahahaha! I just choked on my drink. Originally Posted by eldargal
I'll settle for equal too. Funnily enough, playing ME3 multiplayer right now and obliterating everything as a soldier. Too much latency to play vanguard for some reason.
Oh, best chat up line in a while:
"I used to date a girl like you, 'til I took an arrow in the knee'
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