Worst chat up line ever.

[eldargal]

PC.

[wittdooley]

Do lines like this EVER actually work?

I dunno, I just always went with being genuine.

"Hi, I'm Sean, you look really nice tonight so I thought I'd try and come talk to you," never seemed to fail for me...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Same here. Apparently women appreciate honesty.

[eldargal]

I refuse to go out with a boy who uses a chat up line on principle, even the Skyrim one though we ended up having a great chat about Skyrim.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

What about if it's an obvious joke?

[Mr Mystery]

I'm sorry, does this taste of rohypnol?


But yeah. I fear women. I don't know how to talk to them. At all.

But my word I hang out with hotties!

[Necron2.0]

I refuse to go out with a boy who uses a chat up line on principle ....

Hmmm. This cannot possibly be true, assuming you do actually date. If the man initiates the conversation, ultimately he'd have to use a chat up line, even if it's just, "Hello."

Of course, I supposed you could be the lioness, the dance floor is the Serengeti, and all those boys are unsuspecting gazelles.

Actually, that sounds a bit like my wife.

[eldargal]

Well I don't mean things like 'Hi, my names Cornelius McNab, just wondering if you want to dance/chat/discuss the geopolitical ramifications of the Syrian civil war', I mean the silly things which are just calculated to be a vaguely subtler way of asking to have sex. Sincerity ftw. But no I don't date much, boys take up too much time that could be spent gaming or with friends.

[scadugenga]

. But no I don't date much, boys take up too much time that could be spent gaming or with friends.

Well, you are a Valkyrie in disguise. That can throw off guys who can't appreciate strong intelligent self- confidant women.

That being said, I'm right with Witt on this--"hi, I'm Jon" always served me fine. After that the nonverbal cues will let you know if the conversation is welcome or not.

Mr. M: the secret to conversing with women is deceptively simple--don't have an ulterior motive for the conversation. Just enjoy it for what it is and where it goes. Having a specific "goal" for talking to a lady--specifically in a club, or other social setting, is not a good idea. The "goal" tends to overshadow your personality and typically ends up with you shooting yourself on the foot.

[Denzark]

Knew of a fella who used tp go into the street outside after kicking out time at 0200. If he was on his own, he used to shout at the top of his voice:

"BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

You would be surprised how many would either go over to remonstrate with him or whatever, and then would end up accompanying him away.