Ultimate zombie rifle

[Psychosplodge]

As for injuring other survivors, that's a risk I'm willing to take. Someone has to be in charge of rebuilding and repopulating when all the zombies are gone and I'd rather it was me. Those misguided individuals who might not necessarily agree could suffer a horrible accident in the confused melee of zombie killing...

Other survivors are merely a speedbump on the road to survival....

Hit one at the wrong angle, and it could get launch through your windscreen.

Bull bars + turn a trolley into a riot van style screen shield...

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I thought this was appropriate for this thread:

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This is awesome, too:

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[Mr Mystery]

Other survivors are merely a speedbump on the road to survival....



Bull bars + turn a trolley into a riot van style screen shield...

Bull Bars are illegal in Britain...due to the detrimental effects they tend to have on the skulls of small children...Not allowed to sell them, not allowed to fit them.

Plus, splatting zombies sounds fun until the windscreen is clogged with gore and you drive into a wall...

[Wildeybeast]

They also aren't necessary here since your average motor vehicle will mush children perfectly well and we don't need to worry about wandering bulls/bears/kangaroos etc.
I have to say Mystery, you are being rather boring on the whole zombie carmageddon plan and unnecessarily so. For a start, the unending eternity of rain that is Britain will ensure that gore will quickly wash away and most 4x4 are diesel so we can make our own fairly easily, meaning fuel won't be an issue. If you want to hole up in your flat and miss out on all the fun, be my guest, but when you emerge and find I'm running the show, don't blame me.

[Mr Mystery]

They also aren't necessary here since your average motor vehicle will mush children perfectly well and we don't need to worry about wandering bulls/bears/kangaroos etc.
I have to say Mystery, you are being rather boring on the whole zombie carmageddon plan and unnecessarily so. For a start, the unending eternity of rain that is Britain will ensure that gore will quickly wash away and most 4x4 are diesel so we can make our own fairly easily, meaning fuel won't be an issue. If you want to hole up in your flat and miss out on all the fun, be my guest, but when you emerge and find I'm running the show, don't blame me.

That's alright. You can't foul things up worse than the current group of bungholes!

[Uncle Nutsy]

motorcycle suit is pretty cool. all covered in leather and plastic. yeah that won't let any gnashing through.

but 4x4's? cmon people live a little. what you need is a garbage truck. sure it's noisy but the thing is, you can just throw some leather over the doors and windows and they won't be getting through. plus, it won't rust like the bodywork willl. not to mention you can just get a hatch on the top. weld a plate of steel on the forks and you now have a nice little firing platform/second layer of defence/zombie MUSHER.

Think of what a mess it would make when you bring down that 500 pound plate on top of a crowd of zombies. like an elephant stepping on a melon. And in the back, you can clean and outfit it into a nice little liveable space. Don't need to worry about fires or anything, but just need to make sure you can insulate it from the cold if you ever need to deal with winter.

Since the truck burns diesel, you can either scavenge for fuel or, go veg oil. I'm sure in an apocalypse, all the fast food places would be abandoned. what better place to go for fuel than the used oil bins? Little bit of processing and you got yourself a full tank. If you can fab the crap out of things, stick a knuckle crane on the back of that truck to lift up supplies that you find and are too heavy to lift by yourself, such as a motorcycle.

don't have to worry about how much ammo you can carry seeing as you'll have enough room to store tens of thousands of rounds. or, find as much hydrochloric acid as you can and rig up a supersoaker on steroids. Guaranteed to melt those pesky zombies (and probably your own ride but you're smart enough to eliminate that problem, aren't ya?) into piles of goo.

[Psychosplodge]

Bull Bars are illegal in Britain...due to the detrimental effects they tend to have on the skulls of small children...Not allowed to sell them, not allowed to fit them.

Plus, splatting zombies sounds fun until the windscreen is clogged with gore and you drive into a wall...

Never going to effect people who aren't on the road, anyway this is the zombie apocalypse and we're arguing traffic law? lol
I thought it was illegal to fit them but you were ok if you already had them? Still see plenty of 4x4 with them on...

They also aren't necessary here since your average motor vehicle will mush children perfectly well and we don't need to worry about wandering bulls/bears/kangaroos etc.

Never found a deer stood in the middle of the road?

but 4x4's? cmon people live a little. what you need is a garbage truck. sure it's noisy but the thing is, you can just throw some leather over the doors and windows and they won't be getting through. plus, it won't rust like the bodywork willl. not to mention you can just get a hatch on the top. weld a plate of steel on the forks and you now have a nice little firing platform/second layer of defence/zombie MUSHER.

Enjoy you're truck, I'm finding me a wildcat...

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There's a scene in Monster Hunter: Alpha where the main character commandeers a snow plow to blindside a mob of peudo zombie/werewolves attacking a school gym (long story). It's brutally effective.

The Monster Hunter series by Larry Correia is very entertaining, by the way. Basically a fast paced action movie with mercenaries and monsters, in book form.

[Wildeybeast]

That's alright. You can't foul things up worse than the current group of bungholes!

Challenge accepted!

Never found a deer stood in the middle of the road?

No actually. Seen plenty of signs for them, but never actually seen one on the road. They would be about big enough to damage a car, but a 4x4 should do ok.

but 4x4's? cmon people live a little. what you need is a garbage truck.

A good suggestion, but your average person will have no idea how to drive one, nor have easy access to one whereas 4x4's are everywhere.