Just doing some minor thread necromancy to provide the answers...

"All they know is killing and white uniforms" randal clerks


Oh, what the f*ck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you f*cking morons. " randal clerks 2


"My insurance does not cover PMS!" walter stratford 10things I hate about you

"No ticket" silent bob dogma

" My work here is done. Time for the ritualistic sex! " debi idle hands


"the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties." columbus zombieland

"All presidents who start a war in their first term get re-elected. " the president iron sky

"At my signal, unleash hell" maximus gladiator

"Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard? " rachel blade runner

"Have you noticed how everybody seems to be dead lately?" William "hawk" hawkins spacecowboys