Just doing some minor thread necromancy to provide the answers...
"All they know is killing and white uniforms" randal clerks
Oh, what the f*ck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you f*cking morons. " randal clerks 2
"My insurance does not cover PMS!" walter stratford 10things I hate about you
"No ticket" silent bob dogma
" My work here is done. Time for the ritualistic sex! " debi idle hands
"the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties." columbus zombieland
"All presidents who start a war in their first term get re-elected. " the president iron sky
"At my signal, unleash hell" maximus gladiator
"Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard? " rachel blade runner
"Have you noticed how everybody seems to be dead lately?" William "hawk" hawkins spacecowboys