Doing my head in....

[Drunkencorgimaster]

My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.

The jewel in the crown has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work.Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single ****ing day.

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.

Oh frak! You SO got me! LOL!

[Drunkencorgimaster]

Am I the only one that finds Velma a bit sexy then...

You are definitely not! It is like the old Mary Anne vs. Ginger from Gilligan's Island debate. The bimbos know they're hot and aren't worth the effort. It's the quiet, nerdy ones who'll blow your mind (and other bits) in the sack.

[Psychosplodge]

Jenkies!!!


Yeah I have that rant yesterday, and what promptly pops up in the FB feed last night? yep somebody else breeding....¬_¬

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Lovely.

BABIES FOR THE BABY GOD.

[Psychosplodge]

Lovely.

BABIES FOR THE BABY GOD.

does he eat them? O_o

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

[Psychosplodge]

So that's a yes then...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Hey! Vin Diesel is a cool guy, he plays Ultramarines.

[Wolfshade]

Hey! Vin Diesel is a cool guy, he plays Ultramarines.

What a douche

[Psychosplodge]

seriously?