Doing my head in....

[Wolfshade]

See what I am hearing is that you sat on a chair and broke it

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I'm not sure bringing an axe to work is kosher.

"Hey, what have you got there? Looks like an axe"
"It sure is! I'm going to chop up my chair so that I can have a replacement"
"Sounds like a plan to me, do you want some help with that?"
"It's quite alright my esteemed colleague, I can handle it myself. Good day"
"Good day to you too"

^this does not happen

[Psychosplodge]

See what I am hearing is that you sat on a chair and broke it

Essentially, but the same cheap chair for three years and wore it out lol

I'm not sure bringing an axe to work is kosher.

"Hey, what have you got there? Looks like an axe"
"It sure is! I'm going to chop up my chair so that I can have a replacement"
"Sounds like a plan to me, do you want some help with that?"
"It's quite alright my esteemed colleague, I can handle it myself. Good day"
"Good day to you too"

^this does not happen

Axe? we have massive hammers here already lol

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Oh rearry?

[Psychosplodge]

but yeah that would have been epic...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Security Guys that are completely fine with you bringing an axe to work?

[Psychosplodge]

Security? theres about 7 employees lol

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Where do you even work?

[Psychosplodge]

In a place doing stuff lol

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Sounds like a party.