Funniest thing to come out the olympics so far?

[Kyban]

Send him to America where we have for profit prisons and they try to keep people in to meet the bottom line.

Apparently Shrewsbury Prison is full of class A criminals, which is a little bit daunting, seeing as I'm just down the road...

On the positive side, if they escape they'll probably want to get as far away as possible.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

On the positive side, if they escape they'll probably want to get as far away as possible.

Hopefully.
Unless it's a Bane style resistance.

[Wildeybeast]

So you have to wait till he scars someone worse than he has already(potentially to a life changing level) or kills before proper action is taken?

Why not just leave him on a wing with some cat A prisoners and the problem will sort itself out...

Oh no, I was thinking more along the lines of castration and possibly a lobotomy, should fix those troublesome urges right up and then he can be re-introduced as a productive member of society.

[Up The Walls!]

My, this thread has taken a morbid turn. Group hug, everyone.

[The AKH]

On the positive side, if they escape they'll probably want to get as far away as possible.

That's what I tell myself every time I walk past the maximum-security prison in the town where my uni is.

[Psychosplodge]

Oh no, I was thinking more along the lines of castration and possibly a lobotomy, should fix those troublesome urges right up and then he can be re-introduced as a productive member of society.

Would probably make them more productive than many in society...

My, this thread has taken a morbid turn. Group hug, everyone.

You're new here, this happens all the time...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Oh no, I was thinking more along the lines of castration and possibly a lobotomy, should fix those troublesome urges right up and then he can be re-introduced as a productive member of society.

Hold the phone!

You're suggesting that we turn criminals into Servitors?

[The AKH]

Could solve labour problems worldwide in one fell swoop.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

True.

If only we could solve the materials crisis. We could do with expanding... Maybe by making huge ships and some kind of interdimensional travel...

[Wildeybeast]

Hold the phone!

You're suggesting that we turn criminals into Servitors?

That, or stick them in an anaerobic digestion machine thing. Cheap, clean energy for all. I would suggest Soylent Green, but people are fussy about where their food comes from. They have no such qualms about where their power comes from, so long as the TV works.