Sorry, I just needed to vent. Motherf^ckers broke into my car IN MY GOD-DAMNED GARAGE!!!
Clarification: my apartment building's God-damned garage.
The funny thing is, there wasn't anything of value in my car... unless you count the $200 worth of Orks in my front seat. Good thing they didn't take them - I'd just sold them on eBay! Thank God for small blessings, amiright?
Butts.