Oooh Matron! Fnarr fnarr!
Though on a marginally more mature note, I was surprised to note the USA offered to mediate.
Silly Septics. They've forgotten that Britain (well, England to be absolutley precise) has been telling Johnny Foreigner 'no, sod off' long, long before the USA were even foreigners. Indeed. We told so many Johnny Foreigner's 'no sod off' that Johnny Foreigner had to go and invent new countries for us to tell 'no, sod off' to!