A tribute to the best and greatest thread in the world: Off Topic

[Psychosplodge]

So I tried on the suit this evening and took a selfie. Ho ho ho, next week it's me vs 400 kids. I am terrified, but it's for a good cause

ho-ho-holy sh*t, I'll be good, honest.

Also:

Totally justified and proportional. it's only the fricking tenth ffs...

If in doubt, eat them. It solves lots of problems.

All 400 of them?

[Wolfshade]

More sauce?

[Santa]

So I tried on the suit this evening and took a selfie. Ho ho ho, next week it's me vs 400 kids. I am terrified, but it's for a good cause

What's this, another imposter ?
Of course you do know boys and girls that there is only one Santa, and it is I. But because you Deadlift are spreading the joy and cheer of Christmas in my good name and bringing happiness to boys and girls then your going to find some lovely holiday hobby items under the tree.
Only 2 weeks to go now folks and I will be starting the rounds. If any of you lovely BoLs folks have children it could be fun for them to follow my progress via this link
[url]http://www.noradsanta.org[/url]
Just remember to leave out some milk and cookies for me and a carrot or two for my reindeer.

[Wolfshade]

After laying the smack down on Arius, did he ever return to the good boy list?

[Santa]

For those who are not sure what Wolfshade is referring to here is a link.
[url]http://www.stnicholascenter.org/pages/my-kind-of-santa/[/url]

And no he had coal for the rest of his days. I made a list and I checked it twice and Arius, well he was never really nice.

[Wolfshade]

[Deadlift]

More sauce?

Brandy butter for this time of year

[Wolfshade]

Brandy butter for this time of year

Becareful, Santa has marked you as imposter, your days are numbered...

[Deadlift]

Lol I'm sure he appreciates one big fat jolly guy helping out another . I will be honest I did struggle to get the coat on and it won't do up around my chest . Wife's making a huge belt to go around me.

[Wildeybeast]

What's this, another imposter ?
Of course you do know boys and girls that there is only one Santa, and it is I. But because you Deadlift are spreading the joy and cheer of Christmas in my good name and bringing happiness to boys and girls then your going to find some lovely holiday hobby items under the tree.
Only 2 weeks to go now folks and I will be starting the rounds. If any of you lovely BoLs folks have children it could be fun for them to follow my progress via this link
[url]http://www.noradsanta.org[/url]
Just remember to leave out some milk and cookies for me and a carrot or two for my reindeer.

I assume that along with tracking your every movement, the US government is getting into the festive spirit by intercepting and reading all the letters sent to you?