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  1. #531

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    Ha, that is quite amusing. I approve of the fact it isn't the blonde getting the worst of it for once...
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    this might have been posted here already, not sure.

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  3. #533

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    Indeed. Demand bad.

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  4. #534

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    I make the sandwich, then eat the sandwich.
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  5. #535

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    Then you're doing it wrong!

    He makes sandwich. Offers girl sandwich of own.

    Girl assert she not hungry.

    Him sit with sandwich. Girl takes half.

    Him cry.
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  6. #536

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    I was actually lying about making the sandwich. I get someone else to make me a sandwich and call him rude names.
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    No wonder, I mean that isn't even made properly. Time to get a new sandwich maker..
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    Quote Originally Posted by eldargal View Post
    Ha, that is quite amusing. I approve of the fact it isn't the blonde getting the worst of it for once...
    I was about to say that's why it's so unbelievable.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Mystery View Post
    Then you're doing it wrong!

    He makes sandwich. Offers girl sandwich of own.

    Girl assert she not hungry.

    Him sit with sandwich. Girl takes half.

    Him cry.
    This^
    even worse when ordering dessert ¬_¬

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  9. #539

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    I don't share dessert.

    There is only one mistress of the desserts, and she does not share dessert /jumps of Orthanc
    God and I'm not even drunk.
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    I don't care if a woman orders one and doesn't share it, but don't not order one and expect half of mine ¬_¬
    If you don't think you can manage a full one, I can probably manage two anyway...

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