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    Default Australia: Everything is trying to kill you

    So in light of the very easy derailment of the space marine rumours thread by us laughing about Australia being a death world, I thought it could be cool to start this topic down here.

    Incidentally, this is on the front page of the news today.

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    interesting as this has become a theme with my son and i when we talk of Australia everything does want to kill you there lol
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    Would it be easier to list out the animals *not* actively seeking your demise in Australia, or would that just be an empty sheet of paper?
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    Last edited by daboarder; 08-30-2013 at 08:37 PM.
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    I back on to bushland so all sorts of creepy crawlies get in the house - usually just huntsmen, but had some redbacks making webs in my bookshelf recently. Also have what look like funnelweb tunnels in the yard. And there are occasionally snakes, most green tree snakes, but occasionally we get the odd brown snake or red belly.
    But on the plus side we also get a lot of galahs, rosellas, kookaburras and the like- even the odd owl or kite flying around. Had a blue tongue living in a drain out the front of the house for a while and habe had to try and catch frogs leaping around the house a few times. Plenty of flying foxes and cockatoos as well but they suck so whatevs.
    Oh, and if you go down to the creek you get turtles and ducks and the like too.

    As an aside I've never been attacked by anything, save that one time a flying fox hit me in that face or that other time an owl kept swooping me one night. But every time I've almost trodden on a snake it's run away

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    Reminds me of this.



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    Australia is scary. They also have fire tornados:

    I mean what's next, sharknados?

    Quokkas , I think, are adawbs though:

    Probably also venemous or something though.
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    Australia, Everything that looks Friendly is going to kill! And everything that looks Deadly is going to be friendly and safe!
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    Quote Originally Posted by White Tiger88 View Post
    Australia, Everything that looks Friendly is going to kill! And everything that looks Deadly is going to be friendly and safe!


    You were saying


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    Man, even I had a "holy ****" moment at this one.
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