Australia: Everything is trying to kill you

[Arkhan Land]

Put the fake eyes on the chainsaw!

[Mr Mystery]

Most gum trees are the sort of tree that you have to go up and cut down the big branches before you can safety cut through the trunk. Which means you're up a ladder, with a chainsaw, in the territory of a flock of upset magpies. That does not strike me as an optimal solution.

I was more meaning swinging wildly at the thieving little monochrome *******s. Right in the little ******* faces.

[eldargal]

Hello, welcome to Australia, may I interest you in a 10kg ball of spikes falling without warning? It’s okay though, you’ll know if you’ve stepped under one: they carpet the ground in spikes.

Anything you can do I can do better, anything you can do I can MAKE IT BIGGER AND HEAVIER PUT SPIKES ON IT AND MAKE IT VENOMOUS PROBLY **** YEAH

[Psychosplodge]

four foot snakes, even the trees want to do you in?

[daboarder]

fun fact, Australia has the highest fatality rate for tourists out of all first world countries

[Mr Mystery]

fun fact, Australia has the highest fatality rate for tourists out of all first world countries

I've seen Wolfcreek

[eldargal]

SO THE CYCLONE IN QUEENSLAND RIGHT NOW IS DUMPING SHARKS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD

Now that's just showing off.

Hollywood: 'You know what would be ever so droll? A humorous film about a shark filled tornado'
Australia: '*cracks knuckles* Great idea mate'

[Psychosplodge]

[daboarder]

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In Australia even the people want to kill you, sorta

[Mr Mystery]

Sorry dude.

Poles beat you (and each other round the head) to it!

Check out the Polish Knights Fighting League.....