Australia: Everything is trying to kill you

[White Tiger88]

Depends. If you're white you should be fine, if not you can expect to find yourself 'relocated' to new Papua New Guinea.

Im set. I am so white vampires stop and go "DAMN!"

[Wolfshade]

So yeah, in Australia, even Sydney harbour is trying to kill you.

True story:

[White Tiger88]

True story:

WEllllll then

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[Daemonette666]

Just remember when you go riding your bicycle to wear your safety helmet with a pair of eyes painted onto the rear of it. Magpies tend to avoid swooping if they think you are looking at them.

They stop work on some Telecommunications towers in areas of Queensland and Northern NSW during the short part of Summer when Plovers or other such birds are nesting on the tower's crown because they swoop at the tower workers.

[daboarder]

plovers have to be the dumbest animals in existence, only thing I've ever seen repeatedly try to nest on an airfield.

[Wolfshade]

Also silly law that you have to wear your cycle helmet, despite the evidence being less than cut and dry.

[url]http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/bailiff-to-come-calling-after-sue-the-cyclist-heads-for-helmet-showdown-20120302-1u857.html[/url]

[daboarder]

[url]http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-09-11/rampaging-kangaroo-crashes-through-window-of-echuca-home/4951030[/url]

[White Tiger88]

[url]http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-09-11/rampaging-kangaroo-crashes-through-window-of-echuca-home/4951030[/url]

The fu.....that is pretty cool to be honest I WANT ONE THROUGH MY WINDOW! (All we get hear are BMW's with asian drivers through windows.....no really)

[eldargal]

Hehe, Echuca sounds like something a Jawa would say.

[White Tiger88]

Hehe, Echuca sounds like something a Jawa would say.

HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NICK NAME! (Jawa....i try to sell\trade things randomly.........and like a good...MARTINITTIIIII!)