Jobs you forgot exist.

[Phototoxin]

My wife is a Retinopather she has to take photos of the blood vessels at the back of peoples eyes

[Psychosplodge]

That actually sounds quite cool...

[Wolfshade]

[url]http://encyclopedia2.thefreedictionary.com/crocodiling[/url]

[Psychosplodge]

[url]http://encyclopedia2.thefreedictionary.com/crocodiling[/url]

oh it was neither of them

[ElectricPaladin]

I can think of a job or two I've had that I wish I could forget exist.

Honestly, I'm a little bit offended by the assumption that a guy who works in a ***** factory is a broken man. For all you know he loves his job. Maybe he's queer and loves hanging out with dicks all day? Or maybe he's straight, but secure enough that the dicks don't bother him, and he spends all day feeling great about the joy he's bringing to dick-lovers around the nation? You don't know him, man. You don't know his story.

[ElectricPaladin]

I can think of a job or two I've had that I wish I could forget exist.

Honestly, I'm a little bit offended by the assumption that a guy who works in a ***** factory is a broken man. For all you know he loves his job. Maybe he's queer and loves hanging out with dicks all day? Or maybe he's straight, but secure enough that the dicks don't bother him, and he spends all day feeling great about the joy he's bringing to dick-lovers around the nation? You don't know him, man. You don't know his story.

Seriously, BoLS? You'll block ***** but not dick? You mother****er.

[SotonShades]

never heard of crocodiling/alligatoring

we did have fatting up though...

[Bigred]

I worked in a grain elevator on the border of Mexico one summer during high school - probing grain samples in the 18-wheelers.

Every truck through the station...

1) jump on top
2) wade into the corn/sorghum/etc up to your knees
3) plunge the 20lb brass 6ft tall probe into the corn


4) pull now full probe out and get out
5) run tests for pests/chemicals

Did I mention the job was on the border of Mexico - in the summer - in a cinderblock test station with no windows.

I still remember the sweat and the dust.

My dad made me do that all summer so I would go to college - it worked.

[ElectricPaladin]

My dad made me do that all summer so I would go to college - it worked.

Not a bad method. Not bad at all.

"So, look, you want to make the choice not to go to college. That's cool. I can respect that. But here, do yourself a favor and try out the kind of job you'll have to start with - and maybe get stuck in forever - without college. Then you can make an informed decision."

[Bigred]

ElectricPaladin wrote:

Not a bad method. Not bad at all.

"So, look, you want to make the choice not to go to college. That's cool. I can respect that. But here, do yourself a favor and try out the kind of job you'll have to start with - and maybe get stuck in forever - without college. Then you can make an informed decision."

Oh it's a totally great method.

My boys have no idea what's in store for them a few years down the line - BWAHAHAHA!