So we had a tradition of doing this for a while, and I just realised I hit my 2k post a few days ago... Erm, here goes I guess!
Why are Apples?
If monkeys are in Charge, why can't we trees?
Do you doodoo do doo?
Will you me?
Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a bear, a bear wuz Fuzzy Wuzzy. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair so Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't a legal administrative assistant Wuz he?
Red or Black?
If a man drives a bus to Edinburgh, let 4 people get on then drives to London, lets 3 people off but takes on 7 more passengers, before driving up to Birmingham to collect 8 more, finally driving to Leicester to allow 2 people off, why did I have raisins today?
Yes?
Answers on a postcard...