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    I had a blast in my dating years. A few ups and downs to be sure, but for the most part I met some great women and had a lot of fun.
    I think too many people set too high expectations of each other and that's what complicates things.
    Just ****ing enjoy what you have whilst you do. Once the right one comes along you will know it.
    However if my daughter ever starts dating anyone like I used to be, he's a dead man.
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    Clear double standards...

    I've never really done it. I messed about with a girl, when that didn't work out, week after found one I was with for best part of a decade, had a year more or less alone after that, then met the current one and hit it off straight away... *shrug* I probably missed a lot along the way...

    However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!
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    Quote Originally Posted by eldargal View Post
    Don't forget to stalk and kill a wilder-beast to show you can provide for her and her spawn.
    First of all definently do this

    Quote Originally Posted by Deadlift View Post
    I had a blast in my dating years. A few ups and downs to be sure, but for the most part I met some great women and had a lot of fun.
    I think too many people set too high expectations of each other and that's what complicates things.
    Just ****ing enjoy what you have whilst you do. Once the right one comes along you will know it.
    However if my daughter ever starts dating anyone like I used to be, he's a dead man.
    I am so glad to never have to date again. Awful awful times. The actual being with someone is fun, but the getting there and the times in between are awful

    As for daughters dating...they always say having girls is gods way of punishing you for being a man.
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    I've never heard that one.

    I have heard
    If you have a son, you need to worry about one Dick If you have daughters, you need to worry about every Dick...

    However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!
    A knee high fence, my one weakness

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    Quote Originally Posted by eldargal View Post
    Don't forget to stalk and kill a wilder-beast to show you can provide for her and her spawn.
    I did this, apparently she didn't like venison
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychosplodge View Post
    I've never heard that one.

    I have heard
    If you have a son, you need to worry about one Dick If you have daughters, you need to worry about every Dick...
    True.

    My wife and I have an arrangement. I'll deal with the girls for the first 11 of so years, she can have them for the following 11....
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    I admit I'm dreading the time when "boys" become an issue. I plan on being "quietly menacing" when the time comes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadlift View Post
    I admit I'm dreading the time when "boys" become an issue. I plan on being "quietly menacing" when the time comes.
    Probably the best method

    However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!
    A knee high fence, my one weakness

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    The solution is to convince your daughters lesbianism is the best option
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    And/or militant feminists.
    Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!

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