What Sounds do Your Army's Weapons Make?

[jgebi]

My army sounds like an unrelenting tide of metal moving forth from the dark, with their metallic foot steps so in line that the vostrian first born envy them. behind the millions of foot steps you hear what sounds like the wind but more metallic and menacing. Then over the sounds of feet marching and metallic wind you can hear a low pitch whine and the sucking of air. But before you can make out the shapes of these sounds lighting strikes from the sky with an epic roar that makes the space wolves sound like children then the screams of the hit break across the battle field as weapons are moved into place with machine precise movements with a sound much like well worn gears clicking into place followed by an unrelenting WHHHUUM from the metallic foot steps. The wind sounds like it has become angry and starts to devour everything of flesh and metal it can find. Somewhere behind the enemy lines you can here the crack of the hunters coming for their targets followed by screams of terror, anger and pleas for mercy before they are cut down but cracking staves. behind the metallic lines the low pitched whine is replaced with an angry growl then the sounds of grumbled metal and breaking glass as balls of pure energy are let lose.

This is what my army sounds like should be fairly easy to guess what I play

[DWest]

Like God slamming a door.

A fully-automatic, belt-fed door.

I now have this mental image of a very long hallway lined with big, massive open doors and the Hulk running down the hallway slamming them shut one after another. And then there being a "magazine reload" lever that pulls them all back open, with suitably impressive crunchy noises.

[LordGrise]

Pulse carbine: vow vow. vow vow.
Pulse rifle: vow. vow. vow vow.
Burst cannon: vowvowvowvow.
Heavy burst cannon:VOW-VOW-VOW-VOW-VOW-VOW-VOW-VOW...
Heavy burst cannon nova-charged: HHREEEEEE-VOW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW -ow -ow -ow (echoes in your ears...)

Hey, when did I become a Chaplain?

[ElectricPaladin]

Hey, when did I become a Chaplain?

It's from your post count. Congratulations! I'm first-captain, myself. That means that as soon as Tynskel dies, I become chapter master!

[Rissan4ever]

Actually, EP, you appear to be a Chapter-Master now.

Lasgun: zap, zap-zap-zap, zap-zap, zap
Lascannon: wwwrrREEEE-ZAAOOOOW!
Grenade Launcher: poomp! BOOM!
Mortars (squad of 3): thoomp, thoomp, thoomp! [pause] BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!
Missile Launcher: Fisssh - Ka-POW!
Heavy Bolter: GUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH!
Autocannon: BOOMP-BOOMP-BOOMP-BOOMP-BOOMP-BOOMP!
Flamer: FAH-WHOOOOOSH! followed by screaming
Inferno Cannon: ROAR-FWOOOOOOSSSZH! followed by LOTS of screaming
Battle Cannon: BLAM! KA-BOOOOOOOM!
Meltagun: vnnnnnnnnn
Plasma Gun: zeeeOWSH!
Various Artillery: distant krump, krump, following by a whistling, then BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!

Hehehe! Best thread ever!

[bfmusashi]

All my chainswords sound like dentist's drills.

[Hunter]

if we are talking real railguns , it sounds more like a zank as the magnet sequence fires off at high speed "and reeks of ozone afterwards".

we built one in college for kicks out of discarded tech that was heading of for the bin.

[Joe TwoCrows]

Dark Eldar: The sound is modulated so each shot is a sound evoking absolute terror. In most cases this is multiple females of the species giggling.

Or, for your kabal, just your giggling?

[ElectricPaladin]

Actually, EP, you appear to be a Chapter-Master now.

Well, either Tysnkel is dead - unlikely - or the High Lords of Terra have decided to appoint me the leader of a new successor chapter. Either way, artificer armor for everyone and a brand new orbital bombardment button for me!

[Psychosplodge]

Hehehe! Best thread ever!

No, we already had one of those, and now it has a tribute...