GW need to make this a model

[Psychosplodge]

Yeah, but most of it is the same fluff I've paid for three or four times already...

[magickbk]

Yeah, but most of it is the same fluff I've paid for three or four times already...

But that was in black and white. These are FULL COLOR pages...

[Psychosplodge]

But that was in black and white. These are FULL COLOUR pages...

Or that's completely different then

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I've read the BRB fluff, nothing I didn't already know from other literature.

[YorkNecromancer]

Just found these: [url]http://puppetswar.eu/product.php?id_product=267[/url]

There's a start to your model right there.

[Renegade]

I think I know the perfect song for these girls, unfortunately, it is probably not family friendly so please see revised version below.

Ah, the Festival of Life is 'in' to save my warp tionged soul

They don't want me drinkin' amsec or slaaneshie culting' round no more

But they've got Emperor Buckley's chance I'm giving you the score

Still the Festival of Life keeps tryin' to save my warp tinged soul



It's Saturday afternoon at last, it's what you've waited for all week

Relax and put the feet up, turn the footy on TV

You're expecting Vern and Bluey round, they'll probably stay all night

A coupla mates and a coupla beers - aw, Chaos, this is the life



Well, here they are already, you just heard the car door slam

You wedge yourself out of your chair, get up to let 'em in

But it's some imperial dog that you've never met, with a briefcase in her hand

Some Adepta Sororitas just out of Epistolary school, who thinks he's His right hand



Halleluiah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah



Chorus



Ah, the Festival of life keeps tryin' to save my warp tinged soul

They don't want me drinkin' amsec or slaaneshy culting round no more

But they've got emperors Buckley's chance I'm giving you the score

Still the Festival of Life keeps tryin' to save my warp tinged soul



'I'm Elder Robbins 'n' she's Elder Pike 'n' we'd like to talk to y'all

'Bout eternal salvation, won't take but a minute or more

We got a book we think y'aII should read, 'bout how y'all should live

My, what a charmin' home y'all have - y'all mind it we come in?'



'Well, I'd love t'invite yer in yer know, but the joint's a Throne on Terra mess

And there's a Slaanesh party ragin' in the lounge, and every cultists undressed!

And I'd love yer to meet the missus, Shirl, but she's a bit crook in bed

She says she's got a real sore throat through givin' too much head!'



Gobblegobble, gobblegobble, gobblegobble



Repeat Chorus



All snuggled up on Sunday mornin' and you wake up with a horn

You grab the missus on the arse, oh, Christ she feels so warm

The scene is set, the mood's just right, you're about to slip it in

Then - (knock knock, knock) - there's that Emperor door again!



'Good morning, sir, did I get you up?

Sorry, I'm David and this is Pam

We're missionaries who've come to talk of Man's eternal plan

And to discuss the holy future and reflect the holy past.'

So you flash your totem and scream 'I'll holy shove this up your holy hole!'



Up your holy hole, up your holy hole, up your holy hole



Repeat Chorus



Well it's not like it's just once or twice, it's every damn weekend

Now how d'ya think they'd like it if we done the same to them?

You know, turn up on their doorstep at a time they least expect

Try and ram our way of life down their Emperors loving necks!



Just imagine for a minute the reception that you'd get

With a couple of stick books in your hand and a carton on the steps

And your missus chewin' chewin' gum in a really low-cut dress

And you in thongs and overalls-you know, your throne Emperors Day best!



What a yobbo, what a yobbo, what a yobbo



Repeat Chorus



Gidday, we're warped-up testecostacals, I'm Kevin and this is Shirl

We've come to introduce you sorts to a whole new fantastic world

We've come to preach the good news, we think it's what you need to hear

We'll show you more fun in five minutes than you've had all warping year!



Now You, sweetheart, you come with me and I'll teach you how to sin

And Sister Shirl, old sort, 'll suck your toe until your 'ead caves in~

Aw throne, your missus just fainted, so we won't bother comin' in

We'll just head off back to our place-just drop ten bucks in the tin



'Nother carton, 'nother carton, 'nother carton



Repeat Chorus Twice

[Da Gargoyle]

I rather think I could build one. My lad's got that banner from an Empire cavalry set in WH, have a look at what is available in Empire or Elf leading ladies and snag a shield from the DA termies. I even have an old Hero Quest set for the candles. The problem is that the more she looks like the picture, the harder it would be to stop my hands shaking when I picked her up for fine detail. Amazing how with all that hard stuff and being covered from neck to toes, she still looks smoking hot. That reminds me, wonder where the flamer is?