I don't actually want to learn how to Dwarf, myself. However, I have a cousin who is curious about starting Warhammer Fantasy, and I'm hoping to run a demo game for him next Thursday. The trouble is, I don't know the first thing about Dwarves.
Would anyone out there be willing to throw together a 1.5k Dwarf list? We're going to be proxying left and right, so don't worry about the models.
Help a geek out? It's in the name of expanding the hobby!