The General Pooter Games Thread.

[Psychosplodge]

I'm assuming he adds a new one as he catches them.




So was playing beyond two souls(i think thats what its called) last night. Two big issues. the button press symbols keep appearing barely on the screen which is annoying. And some of the slow-mo things go into fail state before you even see which way you need to move
Still more of a film than a game tbh, or as my younger brother reffered to it "PS3s premier Ellen Paige simulator"

[Kirsten]

yeah, I quite enjoyed it though, there is quite a bit going on

[Psychosplodge]

its certainly an engaging story, but I already knew that as I watched the SO play through it - its not something I'd buy, but I borrowed it to see what I could do differently.

[Kirsten]

yeah, it is actually quite interesting to skim through a guide afterwards too to see what you could too. there were moments that I didn't realise you could make a choice, and it is good to see where you made assumptions and so on.

[Psychosplodge]

I've disappointingly failed two major set pieces because of the action being unclear though so still annoyed

[Kirsten]

yeah it could be a little better done

[Psychosplodge]

Game idea: You play as a humble peasant who must fight off waves of adventurers who feel entitled to just waltz into your house and loot whatever they please.

Humble Peasant kills adventurers that enter their home

Humble Peasant keeps their weapons, magic items, and hold

Humble Peasant realizes that stronger and stronger adventurers are coming to claim their growing pile of loot

Humble Peasant builds traps and fortifications to keep them out

Humble Peasant procures exotic pets to help defend their home

Humble Peasant continues to amass more and more loot and attract stronger and stronger adventurers

Humble Peasant has to keep building up and fortifying their home, traps, and pets to keep the adventurers out

Humble Peasant suddenly realizes that they have accidentally built a dungeon. It’s a ****ing dungeon now. It’s fortified and full of traps, monsters, and treasure, and the Humble Peasant is the boss.

Humble Peasant realizes that adventurers will never leave them alone now.

Humble Peasant hates adventurers.

Humble Peasant accidentally becomes major villain.

I would play this game.

[Mr Mystery]

As would I.

[Kirsten]

genius

[Psychosplodge]

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