I hear a lot of the youngsters today, all of them too young to remember the glory days of !st edition. The days when Grey Knight Terminators each had a bolt pistol with four shells that you had to keep track of. The days when Imperial Robots needed played designed flowcharts to operate. The days when a vehicle's point cost was based on mathematical equations intended to create balance, but which inevitably designed overcosted, underpowered dreck.
Then came 2nd edition, and with it, madness.
You see, I hear about how the Helturkey is the most brokenest thing evar, but you young people? You know nothing of broken. You haven't seen broken.
Back in 2nd ed, I saw an Imperial Assassin chew through a Space Marine army (not squad, army) in a single assault phase and table the Marine player, all without taking a wound. (The Assassin could run 24" (6" move, doubled to 12" by Combat Drugs, doubled to 24" by Charge. Oh, and no FAQS, because the internets? Not invented yet.), had 8 attacks which wounded on 2+ (Because the Assassin's Strength doubled to 8. Yes, he could melee a tank WITH HIS BARE HANDS) and ignored armour (Combat Drugs again), once it had won an assault, it could then move 6" (doubled up from the normal 3"), and if it was within base contact of an enemy, it could initiate a new assault. It could do this indefinitely. Oh, and it always began as a single model in a unit, so that Missile Launcher guy? Yeah, he was an Assassin all along.)
It would be months before the Dark Millenium expansion finally dealt with this insanity.
So that's my most broken thing evar. What's yours?
N.B.: This isn't a 'Bash stuff' thread. This is a 'Do you remember this madness? Broken, but makes for a good story' nostalgia thread. So try to avoid stuff from 6th edition if you can. It'll just bring out the anger, and that's no fun for anyone.