Eurka! Da ZB-1. It'z eavy, andles jus'table fer eazy carryin, gud fer Orkses n Kan-grotties, breaks down oftn, n'tect'able by ded beakies, i'deal fer fast n' loud Waaaghs! Now boutz firepowa. Zzap charga, lotz o' dakka wit bursts uv undreds ta lots. Wit da re'play buttn, (anudda Zork invenshun), it'z e'van easy'a. Wun dakka, n' re'play sendz evr'y follo'win dakka to da sames direc'shun. An ta finish da job, all da Zork oldyz-but-goldyz. Rocketz launcha... arraz launcha, wit explodin r squig eads, (vury pract'cal)... me fam'ous netz launcha...da alwayz-fficient burna, (me fav'rite) n fer da gran final'eh, da all-new 'Shokk'tack gun!- MekBoss J.B. Zork about his new Kustom Blasta the 'Zork Blasta-1'