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    Terrible joke time then:

    Q: What's even better than an Einstein-Rosen bridge?
    A: An Einstein-Rosencrantz-Guilderstern bridge
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    I had to Google most of that. xD

    It's funny though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eldargal View Post
    Terrible joke time then:

    Q: What's even better than an Einstein-Rosen bridge?
    A: An Einstein-Rosencrantz-Guilderstern bridge
    That truly is terrible. In fact, it's that bad it raises some interesting linguistic and metaphysical questions. Namely, when is a joke so bad that it stops being a joke? Surely there must be a stage when something becomes so utterly devoid of humour in either intent or execution that is not in fact a joke, but something else entirely.
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    Maybe? It's probably not my worst joke either. I find amusement in their terribleness rather than the joke itself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildeybeast View Post
    That truly is terrible. In fact, it's that bad it raises some interesting linguistic and metaphysical questions. Namely, when is a joke so bad that it stops being a joke? Surely there must be a stage when something becomes so utterly devoid of humour in either intent or execution that is not in fact a joke, but something else entirely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eldargal View Post
    Maybe? It's probably not my worst joke either. I find amusement in their terribleness rather than the joke itself.
    You'd get on well with my Dad, he has the same view >.>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gotthammer View Post
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    Just as I was about to make a smart arsed comment about Jimmy Carr, Alan Carr, Russel Brand, The Mighty Boosh et al.

    But never mind that! I've just seen Robocop.

    It's actually alright. Original is such a genuine classic it was never going to really tickle it's position, but it's enjoyable enough. Though I think it's 12A rating meant cuts were made, and may have included a scene or two which were central to the plot. Looking forward to the directors cut on home media!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Mystery View Post
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