Off-Topic III: The Revengening!

[Psychosplodge]

Terrible pun is terrible

[Kirsten]

A fool is stewed fruit mixed into a sweet custard

what a gooseberry

[Mr Mystery]

You steaming great galar! A fool is stewed fruit mixed into a sweet custard, not some yeasty yoghurty tripe.

Doobynerp! Tripe comes out of a cow's tummytumtum and that, and usually ends up inside a grateful doggy's tummytumtum.

[Wolfshade]

Doobynerp! Tripe comes out of a cow's tummytumtum and that, and usually ends up inside a grateful doggy's tummytumtum.

Not my ***** (ffs it is the proper term for a female dog, in the correct context) she has meat allergies so can only eat vegetarians.

[Mr Mystery]

Have you tried feeding her the odd Vegan?

Not like they're much use elsewhere.

[Wolfshade]

She usually has scottish Salmond, can't think of a better use for one...

[Mr Mystery]

Oooh! You female dog you!

I like Alex Salmond. Most successful politician UK has seen in a long old while. Took party from a bit of a joke, to in power, and has never promised what he cannot deliver (a referendum on independence, not independence itself).

Certainly puts the twonks in Westminster to shame!

[Psychosplodge]

He's currently promising keeping the pound and quick EU entry, both of which outside his ability to grant and at odds with your statement?

[Wolfshade]

His views on the scottish currency just don't add up.

Of course, if Scotland does become independent then it makes it so much harder for Labour to win elections in the Former Democratic Republic of the United Kingdom and Overseas Territories.

[Mr Mystery]

Dunno.

Don't think it matters, as it's going to be a 'no' vote. He can then sail off into the sunset, head held high.

To be honest, he reminds me of a less machivellian Boris Johnson. He's dedicated to his electorate in the same way.