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Thread: The Stupid Pun Thread
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03-02-2015, 06:15 AM #231Chapter-Master
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Last edited by Mr Mystery; 03-02-2015 at 06:19 AM.
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03-11-2015, 08:34 AM #232Autarch-DPhil
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Originally Posted by eldargal
Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!
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03-11-2015, 08:42 AM #233Banned
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A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal the other goes to a family in Spain they name him Juan.
Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
He responds “they're twins if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal”
It's a serfboard.
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03-11-2015, 02:25 PM #234Occuli Imperator
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Fan of Fuggles | Derailment of the Wolfpack of Horsemen | In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
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03-12-2015, 05:16 AM #235Chapter-Master
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However the process of robo-insemination is far too complex for the human mind!
A knee high fence, my one weakness
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03-12-2015, 11:53 AM #236Librarian
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did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta-way
the doctors cannoli do so much
but his life is a pizza history
(my girlfriend was really excited about this on reditt)
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03-12-2015, 12:04 PM #237Chapter-Master
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all good Originally Posted by Gotthammer
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal the other goes to a family in Spain they name him Juan.
Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
He responds “they're twins if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal”
It's a serfboard.
Twelve monkeys, eleven hats. One monkey is sad.
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03-13-2015, 01:34 AM #238Battle-Brother
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What do you call fake mints?
Illegetimints!
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Why were the Russian Tzars always such bad rulers...?
They were always... Roaminoff!
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03-15-2015, 06:51 AM #239Chapter-Master
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Tim Burton is going to make a live action Dumbo. I can see it struggling to get off the ground. I think he needs to address the elephant in the room.
Twelve monkeys, eleven hats. One monkey is sad.
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03-15-2015, 08:09 AM #240Banned
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Saw this in the side bar and was all "really I mean it's not like we need-" Originally Posted by Kirsten
