The Stupid Pun Thread

[eldargal]

Neighthan. Son of a unnicorn.

[Psychosplodge]

Yeah I saw that, it wasn't the pun that confused me, just the unholy union of the most mystical and pure of creatures with a shambling undead beast with insatiable hunger.
I mean how does that possibly work?

[Aegwymourn]

Yeah I saw that, it wasn't the pun that confused me, just the unholy union of the most mystical and pure of creatures with a shambling undead beast with insatiable hunger.
I mean how does that possibly work?

opposites attract?

[Psychosplodge]

opposites attract?

[Gotthammer]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

"Yes."
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”



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a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

[Wolfshade]

: slow clap :

[Gotthammer]

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

I guess it would be better if this had a pun in there wooden tit?

[Psychosplodge]

*head desk*

That one was painful

[Gotthammer]

If you think that's bad imagine if she got a splinter.

[Psychosplodge]

ouch.
boob splinters

Though think of the knocking if she was getting a good seeing to over a wooden dining table