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    ACTIVATING DEATH RAY - your death will be quick and pineless.

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    Cause of death: uncone.
    Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!

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    Well at least you're not making jokes about sausage - those are the wurst.

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    Been trying to think up a sausage pun, but I can't think of a wiener.
    Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!

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    To me they're just like a skinless banana - completely without appeal.



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    I didn't realise those eagles were so damned big.><

    I do relish a good food pun.
    Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!

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    Aye, a good one is berry delicious.

    I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

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    Not everyone likes food puns, some people really ate them.

    I'm all in favour of thespians.
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    I've gotta say that one's pretty half baked...






    And speaking of groups, I met a girl at my vegetarian club and she said we knew each other but I'd never seen herbivore.

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    Atyeast I tried.



    I hear vegetarians are often quite lonely as they don't meat people.
    Ask not the EldarGal a question, for she will give you three answers, all of which are puns and terrifying to know. Back off man, I'm a feminist. Ia! Ia! Gloppal Snode!

 

 
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